shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Let me guess? The dinner food part is bullshit too.

 

*sniffs @Becquerel *

 

what the shit was this lovetap supposed to me
cmon man just fuck me up.

 

well yes bc scientists don't taste good. They don't sleep enough you see.

 

Fine, if you really want this to happen. *Punches @Merc With A Mouth in the chest*

 

*flies half way across the liminal space with a wheeze, crumples in a heap*
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*weakly raises a thumbs up once his thorax is healed enough to support structures like shoulder and arm muscles again*

 

Everything that jackass says is bullshit.

 

Are you okay?

 

yeah, yeah. vwhatevwer. powvers-that-arent-magic-but-you-call-them-magic-anyvways. happy?

stop it. do NOT smile at me vwith that mouth, vwho KNOWVS vwhere its been.

 

... it's an improvement, at least.

 

aw cute you said a curseword about me.

 

*croaks*
Just... dandy...

 

Kiddo, do you have a goal in mind here? I'm not sure yer reachin' it, whatever it is. We can troubleshoot it, if y'want.

 

Hey, you asked for it.

 

Okay sure you want to know my goal here? Cool, you asked for it. My goal is to be as annoying as possible. That's it. That's all.
I'm just waiting for when the hurting starts happening. It always happens at some point some how.

 

Yep. And I still survived it. Lame.

 

I was holding back. I don't kill anybody who doesn't deserve to die.

 

Well, yer not bein' as bad as the gray one. Wait, there's a lotta gray ones, and most of 'em were nice. Uh. @crocellsApostate. The li'l one with the nasty attitude. Reminds me more'a some people than I'd like. So clearly yer not puttin' yer full effort into it.

(An' y'know y'can avoid whatever hurtin' people want to give you, right? Cause y'can, unless y'want it.)

 

As we are speaking I am reading some really sweet romantic comm logs. Nice conversations with the captain there.

 

Which one?

Kid, I ain't had an expectation of privacy for seven million years. Yer gonna have to do better than that.