shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

1m NOT h1m, dont S4Y 1m h1m!!!!

 

Fine. You're not him. But I'd still like you to fuck off, that hasn't changed.

 

jeez, shes really got you nookvwhipped in there, hasnt she?

 

Actually, I think it's self-loathing. Even you know you're unpleasant. They can just try to improve, because they can finally admit it.

 

yeah, yeah, say vwhat you vwant. all *i* see is a great fella trapped in vwith a neurotic crazy bitch vwhos keeping him from 8EING that great fella.

 

Do you even respect any femme? Or do you just not respect anyone who isn't you?

 

zz>8(!! vwh4t vwould YOU knowv?? 1m not TVWO P3OPL3, 1m ON3. vw1th confl1ct1ng op1n1ons som3t1m3z. th3yr3 gon3 4nd 1m h3r3 4nd 1m M3.

vwh4t3vw3r, though. not l1k3 YOUR3 go1ng to l1st3n to m3.

Spoiler: suicide mention

1m l34vw1ng b3for3 1 blowv mys3lf up just to g3t the p4rtz th4t us3d to b3 YOU out.

 

vwhat an attention vwhore.

 

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((oh my god is this moonbase alpha please))

 

no

this is john madden

 

The weird-looking monster has been napping in a corner for a while now, so I think it should be safe to come out again.

Are you a witch, too?

 

That was rather anticlimactic.

A bloodbath with be much more befitting of an end to the series of events that recently unfolded.

 

Nope. A bloodbath would just make everyone sad and not help with shit at all. Sure, it might be fun for you, but for everyone else? No way!

 

Was it not you who was repeatedly shouting cries of "Shoot me!"? Your position to make such statements of peacefulness is dubious at best.

 

I wasn't randomly trying to get shot or anything. I was trying to stop them from shooting my friends. Providing a distraction, a different target for them to take out their anger on.

 

They have struck me as formidable beings, well familiar with the intricacies of most unusual interplanear spaces such as this. The Pines have managed to garner a respect from me, despite our...differences in opinion...>_>

I am sure they would have handled themselves formidably well, even if they were being accosted by a giant mechanical construct, of all entities. Your worries are misplaced.

 

I still wanna stop them from getting hurt, though.

 

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