shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*lets @A Mi hide*

 

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

 

7h47'5...c3r741nly 4m81710u5 0f y0u.

 

-purrs and tries to rub against the tail-

 

Well Yes. But Im Done Letting People Tell Me I Cant Achieve Things. I Explode People Who Tell Me I Am Incapable Of Doing A Thing.

 

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*Barks at @An Annoying Dog Rapidly*

 

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!!

 

... Yeah. Thats Why Im Gonna Contact Them First, Anyway. Fuck, I Know I Seem To Be A Zealot-y Moron But I Did Plan To Contact First And Then Rescue Before Talking Here I Swear!

 

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...I could. If it's what they really wanted. Choices are important.

 

Yes. I Have Pretty Much The Same Arrangement With My Moirails.

 

Dot dey iz.

 

Hello there!

I think I'm supposed to say we come in peace and love here.

 

Mi? Does peace and love mean you have cream?

 

I can replicate cream, like I can anything I have the recipe for. Sometimes my crew decide to have weird-food parties.

 

-makes big eyes at @GOU Eight Rounds Rapid and looks aggressively cute-
Mi?

 

In the manual, it suggests friendly overtures towards others are a good first step in diplomacy, so sure. Sorry, I'm rather new at this.

*sends a small drone over, holding in its manipulation force-fields a small laboratory beaker filled with a viscous white liquid* Here you go. I hope this meets with your satisfaction?

 

*commisserating fistbump offered in expectation of transformation into rootmode*
ah yes. Diplomacy is rather difficult.

 

-the Mi purrs loudly and pounces on the beaker, knocking it over. From corners of the liminal space more mis appear, tiny creatures chirping and purring as they all try to lick the cream at the same time.-