shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

youre being awvfully rude to the seagull, yknowv. like it said, it didnt shit on you YET, so you dont knowv if it vwas being serious about shitting on you. youre judging it vway too harshly for no reason.

 

... yeah, we can. But that doesn't mean you're not gonna.

Not on me!

But when has the seagull ever indicated that it doesn't want to shit on me?

 

Don't you float too? I was under the impression that humans floated when you pushed them into the water. Fins and suchlike notwithstanding.

 

Siphoning directly from fuel lines is cleaner, yes, but...

...wait, is this a cannibalism thing. Look, if someone's stupid enough to purge in public they deserve to have their fuel stolen, it's an easier source than fighting over direct wells and mines.

 

hey thank you weird grey thing. I am tired of this persecution. please get to know me as a person. before judging me for being a seagull. and assuming that I would shit on you. for no reason except implying that I might have had. some intentions in that direction

 

i meant AIR float. i dont AIR float.

 

in Space, everyone is fair game for shitting on.. if u can AIM

 

My mistake then. I hadn't realized there was a distinction when it came to bird toilets.

 

god I hope to be as smart and cool as you one day

 

That and a eating-people's-vomit thing.

I'm judging you for stealing food, screeching and shitting in inappropriate places, dude. For your behaviour, not your species.

 

I... genuinely can't argue against this.

 

Half-processed fuel is still better than no fuel.

...does Norm's species even need fuel?

 

... uh, I guess not. It just makes me feel good and tastes good. Food does. Not fuel.

 

...ah. Disconnect found. Energy-- most easily gained from energon-- required for survival. Pure and unprocessed is usually best, but starvation is... not fun.

 

I create my own energy. Like a perpetual motion machine, which is why I get cranky whenever I'm around one. It gets me overwhelmed, its energy plus mine.

 

...envy admitted. Would make many things easier, survival first and foremost.

 

stop stereotyping me. can you prove that I did any of those things. maybe it was a different seagull. did you think of that. or do all seagulls look the same to you

 

Yeah, it's pretty great.

It was definitely you, dude. You remember our previous conversations, and you wouldn't if you weren't the same seagull.

 

So I see we started a fresh round of shitposting on the topic of shit

Gross but appropriate

 

Considering How Fucking Insufferable He Is Around The PMM, Please Dont Be Envious.