shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

evwen if it DID do any of those things, isnt that just natural seagull behavwior? so you ARE judging it for its species. it cant help its nature, yknowv.

 

you got me there dude. alright. let's make a deal. you give me some long potatoes. and I will shit on someone else. and not you

 

Well, that shit being natural seagull behaviour doesn't make it any better for other people to be around, you know, and doesn't mean that we should just silently put up with it.

*sighs* *GONGs up chips*

 

...really. Shouldn't wish for access to something that, if had in the past, would probably have kept all of my previous crewmates from dying. Sure. Why don't you--

...I should back off.

 

What entrepreneurial spirit!!1. Capitalism!

 

if you screeched. like me. you would not have to silently put up with it. you could put up with it very loudly

*SCREECH* hey thanks dude you know what you're alright *swoops in and steals "chips"*

 

The birb is willing to shit on request.... for a PRICE. And maybe you want to buy protection from shit oning hmmmm? Think carefully everyone about Whether you really want to keep snacks to yourselves

 

But then I'd annoy other people and they'd want to screech too, and shit would get even more chaotic and overwhelming than it already was...

And you're welcome!

 

Oh no. The bird mafia is forming, and we only have ourselves to blame.

 

hey man hold on man wait just a second. are you looking for a business partner

 

I'm sure we have some Aperture Science Shit-proof Umbrellas around here somewhere.

 

i am a busy bird so i cant be doing all the important shitting myself
But! I am happy to support your venture if you need funding.

WOW you cant just muscle in on our turf like this, i'm filing

 

I don't understand the problem. with more screeching. I think that this is what they call. a "you" problem

 

It's annoying and overwhelming and hurts my eardrums!

 

bet youre real fun in the respiteblock.

 

I guess we could call this the eggpocalypse.

 

That. That's. That's different, okay?

 

Seconding.

 

Pun jail for you. How dare.

 

im not an owlperson but im gonna join in the screeching

*SCREAMS OF AGONY*