shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

No. You're talking about how you like shitting in inappropriate places, and then playing the victim whenever people then expect you to shit in inappropriate places.

 

I don't know what you want from me man. I gots to be me. I gotta be true to who I am. and who I am is. a loud thieving inappropriate compulsive liar apparently. I didn't know that about myself before. I guess I am. "growing as a person"

 

Loud thieving inappropriate compulsive liars are generally assholes, dude.

 

I gots to be me

 

Fine. Be an asshole then. Don't get invited to parties.

 

unfortunately, this place doesnt appreciate people being themselvwes if 'themselvwes' isnt the RIGHT KIND of 'themselvwes'.

 

Raise your hand if you appreciate people stealing food, shitting in inappropriate places and screaming!

*hands are as lowered as possible*

 

*Raises hand.*

 

*raises paw*

 

hey you're a swell guy

and you're a swell dog

 

*raises ???*

 

*huddles up in a ball* *tries to make sure none of his body parts are remotely raised*

 

How are birds to raise hands when we don't have hands huh. We need representation to!!

 

vwhats the morality on pursuing a mostly sentient seagull.

 

Fuck no.

 

man I can't lie. it feels great to be socially rewarded for my terrible antisocial behaviour. and my determination to keep being myself is back. stronger than ever

 

*jumps up and down*

 

*PINGs away*

 

*returns to his grave*

 

*refuse to play*