shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

HELLO YES GREET^NGS EVERYBODY!!!!
^ HEARD THERE WERE B^RDS AND ^ AM HERE!!!!!!!

 

I wouldn't call "getting a moldless French fry and then giving it to a seagull" slaving, dude. Especially not here.

 

what's up I'm back and ready to complain

the problem. is that you are demonstrating that you do not value me enough to find me a high-quality long potato. in fact. if you were serious about this relationship. you would have brought me many long potatoes. do you think I don't have any other options. because I do

 

I have enough self respect to be offended by this. just barely. I hope we can still be acquaintances you weird grey thing. but this courtship is over

 

fine.

*He produces a basket of decent french fries. What a stud.*

 

I am still taking these. but we're finished

*TRIUMPHANT SCREECH*
*swoops in and steals entire basket*

 

you cant dump a guy you vwere NEVWER DATING.

 

Oh wow, you just got dumped hard.

 

can't we be amicable about this dude

 

theres nothing to be amicable about because its impossible to break up vwith a guy you didnt date. if you vwant to dump me, you havwe to date me first.

 

Just accept it's over. Seagull took all your long potatoes and left.

 

I don't make the rules of seagull courtship. it was brief. and chaotic. and passionate. like all seagull courtships. but now it's done. just like I am done with this basket of long potatoes. thanks for that dude. that was swell of you

 

it cannot be OVWER if it NEVWER 8EGAN.

 

THAT'S NOTH^NG!!! ^'M ENT^RELY SURE ^, THE COOLER B^RD ^N TH^S SCENAR^O COULD DUMP YOU ALL FROM A MUCH GREATER VELOC^TY, ^F YOU ARE ALL ^NTERESTED ^N FLY^NG CONTRAPT^ONS OF THE LESS THAN FUNCT^ONALVAR^ETY,

 

are you going to be. one of "those" exes

 

are you being territorial. should I leave. I don't deal well with territorial behaviour *anxious ruffling of feathers*

 

Oh dear. I have left out a plate of homemade long potatoes. It would be terrible if someone were to take some while I tie my shoes.

 

im not your ex. vwe didnt date. vwe nevwer had a relationship. youre as much my ex as, i dont knowv, @Genie is.

 

He's Cronus Ampora, so yep, he will.

 

oh man I. I hope that nothing. happens to those long potatoes. that would be. a real shame. I better. guard them *nonchalantly pecks the ground next to the plate* haha psyche these long potatoes are mine now *TRIUMPHANT SCREECHING* *escapes with a beakful of long potatoes, flapping wildly*

*psst thanks you're a real doll*