shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

NOW I'M GONNA.

 

... why does everyone think "no, don't do the thing" means "yes, do the thing"?

It's starting to become a problem.

 

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Because hard-and-fast rules are brittle and break easily! =]]] =P

...more seriously, there are a lot of contrary people in here. Myself included, if only because I refuse to agree to a rule I don't know or agree with the reasoning of.

 

-0 Frankly, ma'am, it is entirely too late for that.

-0 Speaking of ruins, I do believe I'm going to be dragged along to explore some soon.

 

NOT IF I KILL THEM! THAT IS HOW I KNOW I'M ME!

 

Well, the reasoning for "please do not fight your own ass in the ruins" is that the ruins are irreplaceable relics of ancient Gem history and that while locked in combat with yourself, you might damage them, causing that history to disappear forever.

 

Ah. Understandable! Did not intend to...

...how does one fight one's own aft? That sounds stupid and wasteful.

Anyway. Preservation of relics admirable goal! Replicas impossible? A copy is never as good as the original, but backups are... useful.

 

I assume it is supposed to be a metaphor.

And whether replicas are possible depends on the specific relic. We have no time to make them, anyway, since Homeworld is trying to take over Earth again and there are still corrupted Gems to bubble.

 

You need to think with portals.

 

Ah, apologies-- was not aware of battle. No image-capture technology? Will not be perfect, but... at least something might remain, if the original is destroyed.

I'm a linguist, not a physicist.

 

Yes, we have image-capture technology. But I don't think we have time to make thorough use of it, and I don't think my fellow Crystal Gems have any interest in helping me with this anyway.

 

=[ A shame.

Good luck, then, with battle and preservation both. Would attempt to assist if only for the sake of historical preservation, but 1) not actually in charge of the TEAM and 2) unsure if Pearl+'s Earth exists in own universe.
...come to think of it, Pearl+'s Earth may be the focus of entertainment module(s) in home universe? So hard to tell what's fiction and what's only exaggeration with alien media...

 

-0 The obvious solution is an internal battle.

-0 I will bring the tissues if others will bring playlists of overwrought music for maudlin adolescents.

 

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*vines unfurl back into the ground, although a few curl around her feet and start putting out blooms*

Um... prrrrobably not? What's a witch?
Thank you for saying hi, though.

 

internal battles Are my jam

 

-0 All that matters is that one be a maudlin adolescent on the inside.

-0 Ingesting white ocular line is not, however, recommended.

 

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Drat it all. I did not beat Burr to darning that sock of mine. He even came prepared with an apple to force on me.