shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

stick to ONE NUM8ER like the rest of us.

 

Or better yet, none! That way I don't have to translate from...whatever that is...into English.

 

0k4y 8u7 wh47 1f, 1n5734d 0f d01ng 7h47, 1 d0n'7 d0 7h47.

 

n07 my pr08l3m 1f y0ur p4n'5 700 71ny 70 f1gur3 0u7 4 8451c 4lph4num3r1c qu1rk.

 

But what if instead of not doing that, you DID do that!

 

i gotta agree vwith the gremlin here. doing that is pretty much your only decent option.

 

Don't you make fun of my size. It is indicative of my rarity and status among the Gems you clod.

 

G...gremlin?!

 

technically i called you a gremlin because youre short, green, AND annoying. not just for being short. im in the clear.

 

Can I shoot him with my stun gun now? Please?

 

Ooooh, if I had my limb enhancers you'd think twice about criticizing my size. And not just because they add almost a foot to it, either!

 

You can. Whether or not he'll allow himself to be hit is an entirely different matter. The rules of causality when they come to interpersonal interactions here are a bit... flexible.

You can imagine yourself here any size you like, you know. Flexible space! No rules! Well... very few rules.

 

Relax, this is just a dreamspace. What gem are you? I know an Amethyst, a Pearl and a Watermelon Tourmaline.

 

I prefer she, although I'm not sure if Gem gender works the same way as humans'. And I suppose you're right about the height.

 

I'm a Peridot. I was sent to the Earth to check on the progress of its destruction but then got stranded, and now I'm...wherever this place is

 

...how did that happen? I've always been small.

 

My apologies! I'd been referring to Cronus, in any case, but I will remember your preferred pronouns.

It can be hard to appear as anything besides your default mental image of yourself at first, but it's fun once you get the hang of it!

*turns into a mermaid*

((OOC: for reference, the out of character thread for this rave is a great place to check with other players if you do want to coordinate a combat!))

 

((thanks! that's just my character's personality though :P))

 

Please don't destroy the Earth. There are people there. This is a liminal dreamscape, so your actual physical body is somewhere else, and when you wake up, you'll be right back there. But please don't kill people.