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Confused about crystal story. Please fill dog in

 

That's a good idea, Pap.

Human storage, though?

Also, dog, if you know about the shed, I reckon it's a bad place to store his stuff.

 

It feels very warm and happy but also strong!

 

well, i mean, he would have to remodel it a bit but otherwise it's fine

 

A VERY BAD PLACE!

I MEAN, THE SHED IS NICE. WE HAVE A BED AND FOOD DISH OUT THERE, BUT DOES THE DOG VISIT AND EAT THAT? NOOOOO, HE HAS TO EAT MY LASAGNA AND STEAL MY BONES.

 

it's because your lasagna is delicious and you haven't replaced the food in that bowl in a looooooooong time

 

*smiles softly* I know the feeling. I haven't experienced it with other Pearls before, but I know the feeling. I'm always stronger, warmer and happier when I fuse with Rose or Garnet. Amethyst... well, she's... complicated. My Amethyst, the Crystal Gem, not yours. I wouldn't fuse with yours. Not if I didn't have to, anyway.

 

Can someone please explain the pearl thing?

 

Yeah, Pap, you should really make sure you replace the food in his bowl. If you don't, well, it will get rotten, and no one, even a hungry and obnoxious dog, likes to eat rotten food. Well, maybe Amethyst does but she's... special.

 

Fusing... with other gems?
You MUST tell me more! Uh... Ma'am!

 

Well... Garnet's the expert on that, but I'll try. Any specific things you're particularly curious about?

 

Um, EXCUSE ME!
I'd like some clarification on the pearl thing!

 

BUT THAT'S NOT A THING?!?

FOOD BACK HOME DOESN'T 'ROT'. THERE'S NO GLUTEN PROBLEMS WITH IT! I HAVE SPAGHETTI THAT'S BEEN IN THE FRIDGE A FEW MONTHS, AND IT'S PERFECTLY EDIBLE.

THE DOG'S JUST MAKING UP EXCUSES FOR THEIR THIEVING WAYS, AND I'M NOT HAVING IT.

 

So, Pearls are rocks.
Sentient rocks that can talk.
And throw rebellions.

 

It tastes the same rotten actually
It just never tasted good to begin with

 

*facepalms* Gluten isn't why food rots, Pap. I think it's actually 'cause of bacteria or something. I bet Sev would know for sure, though.

 

THAT WAS THE FIRST EXPLANATION GETHENY GAVE ME.

SHE PROBABLY KNOWS MORE ABOUT FOOD THAN SEV DOES. SHE'S A CELEBRITY!!!

 

'Throw rebellions?' That is a bizarre word choice.

 

BARK! BARK BARK, BARK BARK BARK.
(The pearls are non-organic alien life forms who have recently begun gathering and communicating in this thread and another. There's some complicated plot of betrayal and escape that they're exploring!! It's all very exciting. I hope you stay long enough to see them return!)

 

*laughs* No, Pap, 'cause she's a celebrity she probably knows less about food than Sev, who is a doctor. Which means he knows about biology and chemicals. Unless she's a celebrity chef but I don't think she is.