shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I-is it... Do you become entirely different gems? how does that even work? With Pearls... it feels like me but bigger and stronger and sometimes with more knowledge, except i can also feel the others close to me and their feelings it's very very nice! But... I-if I fused with my Mistress for example...? She is so... different from me...

 

@An Annoying Dog Thank you. Just to clarify as well, everything that I say is a translation from Dog. It just is easier to keep it in English.

 

I thought it was going to be funny. I am sorely disappointed.

 

Bark. ;)
(I like to remind the non-dogs who's in charge around here. You do you!)

 

Yes, we do. My fusion with Rose was Rainbow Quartz, and with Garnet, it is Sardonyx.

If you fused with your Mistress, that would make an Opal, the same fusion that I have with my Amethyst.

And us all together, Garnet, Amethyst and me, is Alexandrite.

 

T-that is positively fascinating!
I-i d-don't think i'll attempt it soon, though... U-unless the nice Citrine w-wanted to try...?

 

Shitposting rave 2:
Come here for the funny times,
stay disappointed.

 

Not that much disappointment. I haven't had this much fun as a dog in years!

 

Take your time with it. It will be a new experience for you, after all, and even if it wasn't, fusions should always be consensual.

 

oh is crystal fusion like human sex?

 

How does a dog know about human sex? And are you implying that dog sex is usually not consensual? *distateful expression*

 

Look, I've warped into some weird places. (Don't ask.) And as for dog sex, it's...eh...well...most of the other dogs aren't actually intelligent enough to understand the concept of consent.
Was my question too blunt? Sorry.

 

Then you shouldn't have sex with them.

 

...
but then my species would die

 

Good riddance.

 

:(
I think I..I'll just...
(warp)

 

caninophobes

 

BARK. GRRRRR.
(I say, that was entirely un-called for. Wait up, friend! @Annoying Dog )

 

I'm back at that piano room to really tick off any adventurers that go through.

 

A few more posts and we'll be on page #100. Pretty nifty.