shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

you Are Being an embarrasment to the Movement. stop Harassing a person just because he Doesn't Live up to your impossible standard.

 

no, keep harassing the fucker. its funny seeing them tear each other apart faster than vwe do.

 

If you want to die for your ideals, have fun with that. But if you want to judge other people's actions by your personal moral standards, by every single one of the Shades and the sparks of myself and my crewmates I will damn well argue.

 

... well, I'm the friend Ford was talking about, I think. The one with the magic that can restore you. And I will, if we manage to find and save you and if you wanna be restored.

 

...Sil. Hon. Sweetspark. Vennilation's a thing. Dun geddall het up o'er some alien fragstick.

 

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*smug not giving a shit what your bigoted fascist fucker ass thinks, assuming you even do*

 

it's really hilarious how you Think i Am on your side.

he Is wrong, though. you Are a person. and people Get tired. if you Don't Allow for that, we'll lose any progress we ever Think we've made.

 

It's not a matter of us wanting you, exactly. It's one of you being a person, of you deserving to be free and alive. *sighs* I mean, you're not unwanted, but... we aren't doing this 'cause we wanna have you.

 

There are things we can't tell you right now because if you wake up and remember being here, you could tell someone else.

But we want you because you're a person.

 

i dont. this makes it all the more hilarious.

 

... did I say too much there? About me and all that? Was it supposed to be secret?

 

Spoiler: OOC: VV needs to shut his tumblrina SJW mouth

Due respec7, I have of course seen your creden7ials and deeply admire your... every7hing! But...

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7wo messages is hardly harassmen7, Mr. Amrrow.

Spoiler: OOC: vv, just... never talk. stop talking. leave now.

D:

Sir, I'd never believe you're disgus7ing. I'm no7 disgus7ed wi7h you in 7he sligh7es7. I've always considered you an inspira7ion, and 7ha7 hasn'7 changed :)

 

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It's all good, Norm. Just...drop it for now. :)

 

*smiles softly* Well, I like you. Not that it should matter whether one genie does or not, but... I think you'll have friends and a clade again. And that, even if you don't end up with any, you'll still be worth saving.

Okay.

 

That symbol is part of my own culture, too. I was born under the astrological sign to which it applies on the 22nd day of the month of June in the year of 1951 of the Common Era on Earth in what was formerly Dimension 46'\. And I will tell you to shut the fuck up if I feel like it, given that my youngest students are my adopted children and thirteen year-old grand-niblings, and they are more mature and drier behind the ears than you.

Look, I had a yellowblood kismesis for five years and we're now friends, and I know exactly what they do to the Helmsmen. I have three adopted troll daughters as well. We have hearthplays at my house. You can tell me to stop using the name of the Signless when you do more to live up to his ideals than my household does. So far I've heard a lot of yapping but seen no evidence at all of character nor action.

 

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You'd be surprised what this catte drags into her household sometimes. But the ones I pick seem to find their way.

 

*sighs* Nothing. We aren't that kind of people.