shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

The solution to that is to keep complimenting people then you get compliments back. This obviously applies everywhere and not just to cool pretty jets like me.

 

That's actually a very good idea. Although people think that I am reckless and they don't think I'll accomplish anything. Jokes on them. Haha

 

Pfffff people who think "reckless" is an insult never get anything done themselves they're too scared of doing things wrong!! Just keep going sooner or later something'll work!!

Spoiler: image

What are you trying to accomplish anyway??

 

it looks like youve got a pretty bald head there

if you like i could go slip one of my crew members and steal their hair

the quartermaster has a nice beard too, i should go after him honk

 

I know what you mean, they should stop writing me up for misconduct and see how awesome of a police officer I am!

 

Frankly, 7here are some people who shouldn'7 have 7o submi7 7o regula7ion! And 7hen some who could s7and a lo7 more...

 

Yeah, so what if I nearly caused two people to drown in the process, it was necessary so I could interrogate that life guard's boyfriend and locate that drug dealer who was distributing MinX!

 

"Nearly"! Nearly is good!

[Venture ruffles his wings, trying and failing to hold a convincing smile.]

They uh. They survived right? Or they at least weren't random innocent bystanders?

 

But! Regulations exist to protect people! And to maintain order! You can't just break the rules whenever you want they are there for a reason!!

 

I hate to be that guy but nnnnot all regulations cutie. Like. Yeah stuff like "don't drag in innocents" and "if you aren't working why the frag're we paying you" but...

...look you're in the 'Con contingent aren't you? Why do I gotta spell this out for you?

 

rules only exist so you knowv if youvwe gotta be sneaky about doing something.

 

Isn't it obvious by his accent? He's a recent con-vert.

 

You're from... Obrizon, right, Focal? That's kinda how your voice sounds.

 

But! Why would anyone make rules that aren't there to make sure things stay safe and secure for everyone? That seems silly!

... Right, sir.
*sneakily puts his name down on a list of people he will never ever ever do freelance work with without being payed in full upfront with several emergency exit clauses in the contract*

*very polite very fake laughter at the pun*

Oh, um, yes I am, ma'am...
May I ask why that is of relevance?

 

'Cos sometimes when people get power they wanna make sure they get to keep it so they make a ton of rules to try and keep everyone else from ever being able to get on their level. Rules like "if you're stupid enough to get forged a transport your 'employer' can drag you outta recharge any hour of the cycle and order you to fly in awful conditions," or "no questioning superiors," or...

...look. I'll be upfront I've totally got baggage here 'cause a bunch of the old rules did pretty awful by me and mine but dude. How do you get on the mission based in Cybertron and not know anything about how the war started?

Caaaaause it explains why you're actin' kinda clueless!

 

It ain't. Good for you, actually. Have you met Flux?

 

-wince, also laugh-

 

-Sawbones groans-
An some rules needs breakin. Some´s a good idea. Ya know like not killin´th´folks on ya own TEAM.

 

Ford turns himself into a large brown horned owl because he can and goes flying around for a bit.

He is not the least bit fussed by the chicken wings. He knows that neither he nor the mechs are really birds, and anyway, owls are carnivorous.

 

That seems unnecessary and like someone is abusing their position and should likely not have been put in that position at all! Mechs get positiosn of power because they have the necessary skills for them and they are willign and able to take responsibility and do right by their subordinates!
I um... I'm still learning! I have a lot of duties so I can't spend much time on my studies! And the collages for different time periods take a lot of time, because the composition is a little tricky and no one color corrected their footage at ALL six million years ago! Did they use glitchmice as editing software? Gosh. Anyway! I'm trying to be quite thorough so I'm not rushing ahead exactly! I apologize if that doesn't meet your standards, sir, and will do my best to improve my speed without sacrificing quality!
*The last sentence sounds monotonous and learned by heart like Focal has said it exactly like that with the exact same mildly apologetic smile uncountable times.*

I haven't yet had the honor, no! I'm sure he is an exceptional Decepticon and an excellent Representitive though!

Er... Murder and mechslaughter are both quite illegal, Ma'am.