shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

He's a good friend. You wanna say hi sometime, he'd probably be fine with that.

 

You look con-gested.

 

-snorts- ´Cept when th´ones in power is doin´it. -sigh- Oh sweetpark. Some day y should come over an I tell ya a bitta `Con history, kay?

 

...I like how you think pretty but that isn't how it's always worked even if it should.

...Collages? Isn't about my standards anyway I'm just super surprised anyone who's been working under Captain Nichrome since we launched hasn't gotten an audio full of equality this and revolution that. But then I guess both sides got kinda regimented as things went on didn't they... huh. [He shrugs.]

Illegal or no plenty of people didn't get punished for it. And who'd take the word of one lousy recon or kitty or transport over a trusted senator? [His wings splay dramatically just in case the sarcasm wasn't obvious.]

 

-his face is a study, then he visibly restrains himself from wincing OR laughing.
Hardly, since I am no longer a Decepticon.

 

Oh gosh! I wouldn't want to presume! I'm sure he has better things to do than entertain a simple Counselor like myself!
*the smallest of smug tilts to his smile. Yes he has a title. He likes having a title. It means he has skills and achieved things!*

Oh! I've never had a tutor before! Do you want to help with the collages?

 

What he said.

 

vwho the fuck names their faction/army/vwhatevwer the 'decepticons'. its like calling something the 'failurists'. or the 'douchebagites'.

 

I'm just trying to help the Earth. Sure I destroyed 3/26 cities, but hey, the citizens could have all died anyway.

Please don't talk about my head.

I bet you are a great one. There are to many corrupted cops.

 

... Captain Nichrome doesn't talk to me, so...
*he quickly draws himself up and gives Venture a blinding smile*
Yes! Collages! For every historically significant event! Do you want to see?

Er... but... that's something that is wrong with the law enforcement department not doing their work... not that I'd want to presume to tell them how to do their work!... and not with the rules themselves!

 

Eh? I thought you were. Is it because the war is over?

 

Amazing, thou can use magic to turn thouself into birds? With no staff or talisman?

 

Ford hoots affirmatively at Siegward.

 

The idea was to make sure the war stays over.

 

What´s collages gotta do with teachin yer silly aft some history?

 

the liarpantses

the meanbeans

just kidding theres no way i can top combining "deception" and "con" lmao who the fuck invited the lie-lies

 

Makes sense, I guess!

And... sometimes even if you don't regret joining a group or your reasons for doing so, sometimes it's just not good for you anymore? Eh, is that too familiar?

 

*chuckles* I am having a conversation with a bird. What will this world offer next?

 

Yeeeeeeeeah it's kinda unclear I can see what they were going for but it kiiiinda falls short? Who's doing the deceiving y'know?

Thaaaaaat sounds like the kinda logic I spent a lot of time trying to avoid but uh. I guess you know your situation best?

Yeah sure send 'em on over sometime!

...Sparky. Squirt. Focal. I was law enforcement. "Law enforcement" and "army" were pretty much the same thing not that anyone'd want to admit it but haaa look where Pax is now!!! Damn straight problem was with the rules and with the fraggers at the top dressing it up in pretty words and regulations didn't make it any better just look at what happened to Nyon or Alyon!!! Skeevy as hell but no it came from his holy shininess we gotta it's totally fine--!!

I.

Uh.

[He ruffles his wings, intentionally pulling them close to his body, and lowers his voice.]

Sorry. I...

I shouldn't be yelling at you for stuff that's not your fault. It's kind of a touchy subject for a lot of us who lived through it okay?

 

... How else would you teach? Ma'am I've been to a top notch visual arts academy! The teaching methods were all quite innovative! And that's how we learned there and it's very effective!
(They are really pretty if I do say so myself.)