shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

me está tomando el pelo they call themselves the autobots like automaton plus robot right

[She cackles.]

the lie-lies and the robo-robos que perfecto

so which part is hurtful automaton or robot please inquiring minds would like to know and why are the robo-robos supposedly reclaiming slurs when yall are literally called the liar squad

and i dunno where youre getting your data from but as a-

[She proceeds to describe herself as mixed-race black and hispanic lesbian in exclusively derogatory terms, some of which the very white mun is uncomfortable typing. Please use your imaginations.]

-i know plenty about reclaiming words

 

I maintain that we could just forget him on the next ground mission. Just. Oops. Can't turn back now anymore. Sorry representative Oar...

 

=]] <3

 

Historically speaking, "automaton," as used by-- [rather than attempting to translate society names, she displays several flags in quick succession]-- as a derogatory term implying lack of sapience or self-determination.

...still not my favorite captain but certainly wouldn't mind playing along.

<3 We'll figure something out.

 

Oh gosh! Um. Sure!

sorry you have to deal with that he's SUCH an aft. I had to do photography work for him once and NEVER AGAIN...

I um... make use of my right to not comment on that in public, Representative-Slash-Minister-According-To-Preferance Congessi

 

...Thank you, Gess.
I don't want to go back

 

It's okay if you can hide in the corner so he doesn't pay attention but I've done too many things to get his attention by now =[[[

...Hey, you came to take photos of my fleet once!!! =]]]

 

Fair!

...I keep forgetting titles are a thing. Sounds odd. No preference, use whichever is easier for Focal?

You won't go back. Even if we have to do things the hard way, I won't let them force you.

 

So then why do you presume our culture is so much inferior to yours that it is a prime subject to joke about, organic?

 

-flops down next to her to cuddle her without having to pick her up-

 

Yep! You guys are pretty photogenic! Got one of the pictures of you and Shadewave in my portfolio because it came out so well with the sunset in the background and the lake reflections playing on your plating!

 

Representitive Congessi then! Thank you, ma'am!

 

We're pretty impressive when we all line up together!!!! =]]] Can I see the photo????????

 

<3

[Cuddles are good for the soul. Even public cuddles.]

[She nods acknowledgement.]

...share? Sounds beautiful, but if would make you uncomfortable because alt...

 

...It's okay if it's you looking.

 

[He excitedly pulls a datapad from subspace and pages through it a little]
There we go! I'm so proud of the composition here!

[He holds the datapad so that Jetski could if wanted take it and angle it to let Congessi see as well]

 

Weeeeeelllll...The Flamboyant Dancing Guy was some dude I arrested earlier who was on probation...and who I sorta payed to go jump into the ocean to distract the lifeguards since he couldn't swim...

The girl, well...she was just someone I gave some food to eat just before she went swimming is all...that's not too bad, right?

But anyways, they were both fine, I think!

Yeah, like that goddamn Pandarai! He should've just let us raid the obvious bad guys, I mean, one of them's name was Evilyn, it has Evil in the name!!!!

And his dumb panda ears look really stupid too, just like him!

 

-leans to see, then makes a gleeful little noise and takes it to show Gess as well-
Look how nice my paint looks! I spent all night polishing myself when we were told a photographer was coming! Even longer than usual!!

 

...don't like your methods but they both survived and it's not my problem anyways so. [More ruffly wings. Uncomfortable bird.]

What kind of logic does your world even run on?????

 

Oooh, can I see?