shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

wh1ch w153guy 54ddl3d y0u w17h 7h47??

 

Picked it myself, same as everyone else.
Week old me had a crappy sense of humor, lmao. Shine on, week-old-me, shine on.

 

-he sniffs-
I do not appreciate your innuendo. It's crude and uncalled for - I am in no way, shape, or form interested in anyone here, let alone someone of your... stature. None of you are worth my time or attention, especially not... that way.

And now that I know you have such an ability, I do not have to be affected by it!
-he plants his feet firmly on whatever passes for ground in liminal space-

 

Barely anyone even gets the joke with mine. Maybe we shouldn't have picked obscure musical terms.

 

Hey Ive Got The Basics Down, See?
*She throws a small, harmless flashgrenade into the air and detonates it mid-flight with her own psionics.*
I Just Wanna Know How To Get It So Directional And Pointy If That Makes Sense?

 

You gotta whistle~.
I don't know why~!

 

1'd g37 0n y0u 8u7 my h47ch l173r4lly m34n5 fuck1ng, 50.

1'm cru5h3d, 5ug4rgru8. 4nd 4w, h3ll. y0u'r3 n0 fun 47 4ll, 4r3 y0u??

 

Pff. More for the rest of us that have good taste.
*she shrinks herself to be about a head shorter than Mituna this time, rather than being accurate to scale.*
I Think he's kind of cute for an organic.

 

Wow, best name. A+ choice, week-old-Mituna.

 

Wow, who taught you diplomacy?

 

*She tries to whistle and use her psi at the same time*
*A bright flash detonates in front of her eyes and she stumbles backwards*
Fucking. Ow.

 

Also I Am Traumatized By Robot-Alt-Me Trying To Flirt With My Hero. Traumatized. I Will Never Be The Same.

 

Stars~!
Are you okay~?

 

Have Been Better. Im Not Gonna Die And The Remaining Horns Still On Right?

 

-Mituna yells after Oar.-

Y0U H34R 7H47?? 1'M 4 M4RG1N4LLY P4L4748L3 P13C3 0F 455 4ND Y0U'R3 M1551NG 0U7.

n1gh7 0ld, 4c7u4lly. 1'v3 4lw4y5 h4d g00d 74573.

fuck, 5h0uld'v3 70ld y0u guy5 n07 70 3xp3c7 34ch 07h3r5' 7r1ck5 70 w0rk h0w y0u w4n7. 7h15 k1nd4 5h17 h45 70 83 w0rk3d 0u7 4l0n3, 0r w17h 4n 1n57ruc70r.

 

Well I said I didn't think I could teach it~!
It's a cool trick, though, right~?
I've never met another psionic who could do it~.

 

17'5 n07 4 c0mm0n 481l17y, n0.

 

did someone just insult obscure musically themed names

 

Do you know someone else who can do it~?

 

You are being far too humble. "marginally palatable" are not the words I would've used.
Say that hovering thing's gotta require a lot of skill. What else can ya do withthose psionics of yours?