shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*loud groans of pain*

*he has covered in clown-themed spray paint, with squashed bananas used instead of yellow spray paint. his spark has been glued together with bananas, and is barely flickering. his internals have been warped and distorted beyond all hope of pajr and recognition. a large clown mask has been drilled over his face*

 

...I am figuratively speechless, as opposed to just literally.

 

Ya but I don´t know much detail. Need ta know an´all.

-stares in horror-

 

-he frowns behind his mask-
Somehow, I don't think you're a trained medic. Or even slightly familiar with how internals work for us.

That's... I hope I can fix that. @Sawbones of Kaon, @Triage of Operation: BHS, who else do we have on board experienced with lengthy surgeries?

 

What's the plan to keep him down before you work on him? The organic could be a problem.

 

well, i needed SOME way to make the cockpit so i could pilot him

 

I'm not strategically-minded, so I'll leave that to others. I will say that if at all possible, to avoid hitting the plating surrounding the spark chamber - judging from the flicker, one good hit could snuff their spark for good. If the connections between the processor and the rest of the frame haven't been cut, though, if I can reach the medical port I can put them into stasis. That would require them being still for several minutes, however, as I'm not sure where the port is on this frame. I have several good guesses, but everyone is unique that way.

 

*moans of pain*

*clown horns and banana peels litter his insides*

 

I'm... not sure if my low-tier soundbombs will do much, but I'll transfer them to Nichrome, anyway. Just let me know and grab onto me before setting them off.

 

he hasn't been doing well ever since i tried to reprogram him

does anybody know who this guy used to be?

i renamed him to honktimus prime, but that's not his real name and i wanna know what other cool things he can do

 

what's a soundbomb?

youre the mute robot, right?

are the soundbombs gonna mute my HoNkER BlAsT H4R4M83-Thousand, cause that would be a bummer

 

I can cut the wires in ´is limbs if I have to Capt´n. But I would say doin any more damage should be a last resort right now.

 

it's not THAT bad really, people from nanotrasen space stations get enslaved and turned into borgs ALL THE TIME

 

[Six femmes bursting in and a lengthy, well-animated transformation sequence later, Curaverimus stares down at the abomination that is the clown's new plaything]
That's definitly a job for a combiner. Good thing this is exactly what we're being trained for. Hate having to subdue patients.

 

*the clown flees in @HONKtimus Prime back into the Ark*

 

[Curaverimus attempts to grab the thing mid flight. Not on her watch you don't.]

 

shit activate the space lube dude

 

*begins to leak space lube from several places, making him very slippery*

 

... wow.

 

Fascinating, isn't it? Someone's somehow managed to hold together a mechanoid life form with organic material integrated into its-- ah, sorry, their-- systems! I wonder if such a thing is possible outside this space... I don't think they'll let me take them apart, mind, but the concept is intriguing nonetheless. Certain vegetal byproducts mimic certain flexible structures in our frames, but I've never been able to get them to take hold for more than a few lunar cycles...

[Silver looks almost disappointed that they can't vivisect the clownmech abomination.]