shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Wanna find out?

 

I doubt I'm skilled enough to manipulate the space myself, but if you'd like to try, feel free. Or at least silence it, please. The noises it makes are annoying.

 

the definition of a human isn't 'The Clown', it's '@The Clown' :o)

ai laws override logic, if i'm defined as the only human, then no one else is

and no one has boinked me or HONKtimus Prime yet so im not worried about it

 

Is it an AI? It looks an awful lot like a Cybertronian coerced through brainwashing and brutal organic reconfiguration, but I suppose I will take your word for it.

You don't disagree with the statement of redundancy though, which is interesting. Is there no logical process running under the laws? If your actions within the space consist of extended self-destruction, what actions should it be taking within that context?

 

WHAT who WOKE ME UP

 

makes sense to me

 

i've been borged before, it's not THAT bad

and yeah, there's logic, but im shit at it so all i know is that all the laws are accepted as premises, and that earlier laws take priority in the event of a conflict, unless a law is otherwise stated to override the other ones

 

>:c

 

Okay listen buddy, this slag's more upsetting than seeing Monstructor rampage so we're gonna do all of us a favor and step on the clown mech thing yeah? Yeah. Cool.

 

*bananas beginning flying out of the Ark at ridiculously high speeds*

 

[bananas are not enough to even dent a Combiner. Try again.]

 

okay FINE, i'll use actual weapons this time

 

*Readies the mkIV Ion Heavy Cannon*

 

this thing came with a sword and a shield but those are close range weapons and i dont wanna be anywhere near you

 

Order the mech not to hurt us, I guess... and to get medical help.

 

That's A cute little cannon you have there.

[Curaverimus takes the entire ark and gives it a good shake.]

 

"Ah yes. @HONKtimus Prime Cease your behavior at once. None of these people here may be harmed. Also Seek a Medical Professional of the appropriate species at your earliest convenience."

 

*grins* Thanks.

 

*looks pleadingly at the clown, who is currently hiding inside of him*