shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Fair. I will, then, if only to keep us from going around in circles--

...unless you'd like to try your hand at either option, Life Support? It would be an almost unique chance to see how exactly the spark interacts with the rest of the frame...

Do you need to bond with someone to feed on deaths?

 

No, most fortunately! The shooter need only be willing.

 

Right then. If I end up being the one to kill this one, I'd be more than willing to let you have... whatever death-energy it is you get from the act.

 

:D Great. Great. Great. Great.

 

...does participating in your feeding begin and/or confirm a contract with you?

Or are you just hungry, since your previous contracted partner apparently never had the bearings to help you feed?

 

No, simply shoot someone with me, and I will feed upon them should they find themselves exeunted from this realm we reside in.

If they are not exeunted, my offspring will feast and grow into a brand spanking new revolver of the victim's very own, not that there are very high chances of this one living long enough to see the miracle occur.

 

I suppose that's up to the amalgamate and its puppeteer-- usually people I attempt to kill do not survive, but this place has its own rules. I would rather not be willingly involved in your reproductive process if at all possible.

 

In this case, my puppeteer and the tormented machine's are one and the same.

 

Eeeh? What'd he do?

 

Wait, is it just that he's a prime? Would you turn on me if somehow the Matrix of so-called Leadership jammed itself into my frame?

 

Planning on instating slavery again? Otherwise, no.

 

Man, if some shiny rock told me I should rule everyone, my first official order would be for people to stop listening to weird shiny rocks of unverified origin. Just sayin'.

 

I would not turn on you. General Cybertronian population on the other hand...

 

Yeah, because I'm so unused to everyone hating me.

 

More concerned about the mass of political assassination attempts in that case. Suggestion: don't touch the Matrix if you ever see it. Just in case.

 

Lacuna would probably touch it to try to see how it works.

...which is frankly tempting. It's got to be some sort of hyper-advanced tech, don't you think?

 

The last gift of Solomus and the means of selecting the next Prime to lead us, though divine writ is less... certain. Not sure if Primes meant to be leaders. Primalist writings often vague and frustrating for those uninitiated.

It's holy.

 

It can be a holy machine.

 

Experimentation on it seems unwise. And blasphemous.

 

So you'd rather not even try to learn how it works? What if it breaks and needs to be fixed? If Primus didn't want us to strive to learn things, he wouldn't have made us curious, Triage!