shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"That's not actually true," Valiska says quietly. "I'll eat a little bit when my sister makes it--though I mostly just eat the meatballs--but the stuff you made the first day you were in my house, I ate it to be polite. And it made me really sick. Which is why I banned you from communal meal preparation unless you are under the supervision of one of the people who understands interspecies food safety. Sorry about that. When you said on that first morning when we were all tired that you were a great cook, I believed you."

 

Aright, then I wouldn´t suggest ya try to transform. -she frowns- ´Course ya might be a monoformer, in which case ya can´t.
Anythin´ya´d like ta know more about?

 

... Are people really mad at my parent? Why?

 

*smiles softly* I think your spaghetti's been getting better, Pap.

 

Lots of people on Cybertron justified nasty things they did by saying it's what they thought your parent wanted. Since your parent's really powerful and is said to be all-knowing, other people blame Him for not intervening when we got to... the really nasty stuff in Cybertronian history. I personally think that's a load of scrap, but... [He flicks his wings and looks around, a little unsure whether he should've said that bit when everyone else in here seems to have the opposite opinion.]

 

"I am a trained assassin and even I don't think there needs to be any more of you than there already are," Valiska says, making a face.

"You're...not the only one." Valiska makes a face, having never considered exactly how difficult domming a near-deity might be after having to repair what happened to someone who subbed to one.

She sighs. "As much as I do understand the feelings behind the notion that someone guilty of ordering or even committing atrocities cannot have suffered enough, can we not have any torturing and/or killing in the presence of the mecha-kit?"

 

-Sawbones snortlaughs.- Ye don´t do simple question do ya kid?
Yer parent there seems ta be Primus. legend has it he made all a us. A lotta folks did some awful things in his name, and people are mad because they think he shoulda stopped them.
-she strokes Ave´s helm- But that´s not your fault. An they say they´re tryin´ta be better. Jus´cause people are mad at him don´t mean you gotta be.

 

I love spaghetti, and food in general!! Can I have some of your spaghetti?

 

Alright.

...this is public anyway. Talking out frustration with someone who also suffered at the Primes' hands isn't the same as actually going over and interfering in the life-saving surgery. (I have no illusions about my abilities in comparison to a revived Sentinel's. I got my aft handed to me by a birdformer, there's no way I'm taking down him.)

 

ouch. just crush the kids dreams like that, vwhy dont you. dont evwen givwe him a chance to provwe himself again. because thats vwhat friends do, right? lie to their pals until they shatter the illusion right vwhen itd hurt them most.

 

Speakin of that, @Primus th´only thing i can do fer the poor mech is kill him, but if yer actually who ya seem ta be, ya can fix him.

 

Let the mech have his quiet bubble, primusdamn--

...is that rude to say while He's here-ish? Uh. Frag.

 

...Huh?
Oh!
Well, yeah! Though this place is a little weird. Interferes with my general all-knowingness, for example, which is a gigantic pain in the aft I tell you what. So I guess if it doesn't work it's not me not trying, y'know? But it totally should!

 

D --> I see that many of your species have an affinity for birds
D --> And I must ask if there are any of you who have a STRONG affinity for horses instead

 

-snickers-
Nah, blesphemy's fine by me. -winks at him-

 

Yeah.

 

[while everyone was debating whether to try to save him or put him out of his misery, the squashed banana paste holding his spark together went bad, and it collapsed

rip sentinel prime]

 

Don't think I've seen any here, but yeah, equine alts exist.

[He visibly relaxes, wings splaying out.] Oh thank--

Wow, there I go again. Uh. Thanks.

 

"I was askin him fer HELP!!" -she on her feet and snarling at Eclipse.-

 

D --> Yes
D --> E%cellent