shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Welcome to politics.

 

Not even very many. Welcome to reality, it kind of sucks.

 

*sighs* And leading the Blue team.

 

Just put that period after "leading".

 

[How do you flirt back while also not acknowledging god's existence?
... Not in the PG-13 Rave Nichrome. No.]

Um. Hi there?

...! Welcome back, Sir.

 

"Oh my Flux eternal I pop out for a moment--

I will answer the rest in a moment but holy fuck Narcissus, there are kitlings present!"

 

I'll put it wherever the fuck I want.

 

Captain! Primus is real. I. Help?

 

...Feeling better now? -grins-

-more normal-sized godly and slightly annoying wink-

 

That was supposed to be sarcasm.

-inclines his head graciously- Thank you Captain. You wouldn´t know what the frag is going on here would you?

 

... No he's not.

-AGGRESSIVELY IGNORES THE FLIRTY GOD-

 

I. [His fans catch a few times, drowning out whatever he tried to say, but he and Venture are slowly coming back to normal size.] Yes, I-- thank you. It-- you have-- well, I mean, I think you do have some idea-- I-- [Is he laughing or crying? Why not both?] Thank you.

 

Ah- Some mechs seem to have the delusion that Primus as in the deity that si obviously not real at all, has graced us with his presence, accidentally made a cybertronian appear and then got told about the Cold Constructed which made him say some very forceful things if one is to believe the mechs who see him, Sir.

 

-points at the god- THEN WHAT IS THAT!? And is it going to blow us up?

 

dont see a single cat under six, svweetcheeks. in fact, i dont evwen see any teenagers. pretty much evweryone here right nowv is older than me. not to evwen MENTION that 'kitlings' are PERFECTLY capable of being into some pretty kinky things and its kinda demeaning to act like they cant.

 

BLOW YOU GUYS UP? I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU!

*explodes*

 

...
I don't see anything there.

 

Son of a bitch!

 

[juice is now sleepy, and lies sprawled out on the giant clown nose, taking a nap]

 

I'm a few hours old! :D