shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

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...Remember your vents are a thing, kid, okay? -pats him solicitously-

No.

And you're adorable~

 

!!! I am?
Yay! I'm adorable :D

 

... I will NOT make sweet tender love to the buzzing void!

 

-amused arching of an optic ridge- I see. And I am so glad this is not my problem.

 

Of course.

[Where is the mysterious kettle noise coming from? Definitely not mister Too Many Emotions Today, nope.]

I would

 

-snarls- at the Cronus-

 

*lazily raises hand, still sprawled out on honktimus prime's nose*

i'm 19...which is still in the teens...

so that counts

 

Or course Sir.

... Me too but don't tell anyone.

 

-scream and ducks-

-angry and panicing- That a fraggoff huge nothing then, Captain.

-looks unconvinced-

 

I won't if you won't

oh primus this is some kind of blasphemy isn't it I'm sorry

 

You're absolutely adorable and I love you.

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Promise!

Kid you literally could not be more fine here

 

cybertron's god has got it goin' on

 

-tacklehugs his brother-
CMON DON'T GETCHA LIL SPECS IN A TWIST BRO ITS JUST PRIMUS!
... That sure is Primus.
..........
Sweet Shanix, I'll betcha that sells for a bunch.

 

Good thing I don't care about blasphemy.

Wait nevermind I now care about blasphemy a little too much.

 

for all i knowv, you guys could hatch as adults. dont blame me.

 

I love you too parent even if people are mad at you!!!

 

[He tries to hide his face in Venture's shoulder. Being twice Venture's height again, this does not work as intended. His excitedly-fluttering wings would be a dead giveaway anyway.]

oh stars above this is actually happening oh primus how is this my life why did I say anything oh primus oh wow how am I not--

wait slag I am dreaming aren't I. That. That explains it. Right.

 

Loath as I am to admit it, I think they actually do. Most of the time, anyway.

 

Yooooooo Ratio help a commbro out, give it to me, distributor's fees are great

Hey. Hey. Clips. Clippy.

If it's a dream there's no permanent consequences. Go get 'im.

 

-waves- Tell your sparktwin I'm not gonna explode anything, would you?

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That's really nice to hear, sweetspark. -cuddles-

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