shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

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Well I was ignoring her just fine until now~!
Thanks for that~!!

 

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-He ignores Mituna in favor of Acheta.-

-0 Didn't you have another oversized arthropod to show off?

 

I~
I don't want to do that right now~.

-She picks at her sweater, focusing on that.-

 

Nope.

...I'd almost say I would pay to see you try to be more obnoxious as a patient than Zale, but on second thought, no.

I could really use someone with inside knowledge on how being-a-ship changes neural structure, honestly; it'll be a concern for ongoing care for any helms we manage to rescue.

That is also a choice you're allowed to make. Just because I'm damn stubborn about not letting my patients die doesn't mean I don't require consent for non-emergency procedures - and since nothing here is an emergency, you have all the time to make whatever decisions you want to make.

*takes a deep breath, then ignores her - he doesn't want to get into what's obviously not going to be a helpful or good conversation*

 

-Demmel chews his lip.-

is some1, uhm...
wats happenin?? som alien tryin 2 kill the empress????
wuldnt they have 2 kill a whole bunch of us too????

 

Anyway if they upset her~!
They're going to get us all killed~!
She's going to kill everyone~!

 

oh my GODS im, im
what if i get conscriptd early????? or all my friends get sent out??????? whos gonna take care of lucy oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no....

 

Her pet monster is going to kill us all~!
THIS IS WHY THE BEST REBEL STUFF IS DONE SO SECRETLY SHE NEVER NOTICES~!
Oh my terrors~.
I'm too busy to die~!

 

-0 Hold on.
-0 If the empress is in danger, she'd hardly get rid of the resources she'd rely on to defend the empire.
-0 The both of you are borrowing trouble.
-0 Right now, it's only a few random aliens talking.
-0 And if anything happens to you, Demmel, Lucind will be taken care of.

-He has no idea if any of this is true, but panicking is not useful.-

 

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She can't kill us with her pet monster-mom~??

 

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Are you telling me you don't think she'd take everyone down with her if she actually thought she was going to die~?
Because I feel like she would~.
She's a beach~.

 

I don't remember almost making any ill-advised challenges, no. Not in the slightest.

Making sure there's plenty of stiumlation and activity was something I'd been assuming, but it's good to have it confirmed.

As we've discovered with three troll teenagers in this house, there's a lot of things about our culture that don't match with Alternian culture - consent being fundamental to most interactions is one of the more glaring mismatches.

Which quite naturally leads to the idea that we're going to object like hell about being subjugated into the Empire. I didn't find a safe home to lose it.

 

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What's consent~.

 

"My betrothed is very serious when he says he will do nothing without your consent, but out of sheer curiosity--why would you not want me to find a way for you to go on living without being dependent on another mortal being for your life energy?" Valiska frowns. "Mituna... you don't think I meant to hook you up to some other sapient being to use as a battery, do you?"

 

-0 Don't doubt she would, but do you think this bunch stands a chance getting close enough to try?
-0 Even if they could, an heiress could handle them any night.
-0 And you know their track record against her.