shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-Sawbones transforms into a Manticore and pounces up so she can watch Ave fly-

 

[They land a little bit clumsily and then rush over to pick Valiska up and very very carefully hug her. Hugs! ARe important!]
I like you a lot! :D Did you see me fly? :D

 

[The urge to troll Starscream without consequences is almost too great! But a First Flight is special, even for this kid who isn't even really a flier. Venture flicks his ailerons in greeting instead.]

[He turns the dip from his greeting into a dive, skimming low enough for Sawbones to catch a ride if she so chooses.]

 

*smiles softly* You're welcome!

I was tempted to defend Pap at first, but then, I realized that, well, there wasn't anything to defend him from, really. That he can handle criticism and you weren't trying to hurt him.

And alright. No thinking about Triangle Voldemort.

 

"It's all right," Valiska says, though she's blushing a little. "You should visit my world sometime if you can. You seem like the type who would appreciate my culture, and the ladies of my culture might also well appreciate you."

 

"Yes! You were fabulous!" Valiska hugs them back. "That was very impressive! And I like you too!"

She waves at Norm from up there.

"Thanks again!"

 

"Oh, YOU are fine, Bastion! You're not a gossipy little shit." She looks around. "Anyone got a drink? Preferably alcoholic?"

 

[They carefully set Valiska back down, giggling.]
I like flying! But I dunno if I would want to have wings all the time... But it feels really snuggly and close with Bit on my back <3

 

"That's fair enough," Valiska allows. "There are other ways to fly, though. I'm psionic, and I can lift myself--though it takes a bit out of me sometimes." She zips up into the air and flies around the baby-bot; it's very easy to fly in a liminal space where the mass of her physical body doesn't have to interact with gravity in the same way it normally would if she doesn't want it to.

 

Cuddles are the best thing!!!!

[She shifts into something that may in fact be entirely insectoid limbs, the better to hug Ave.]

 

Yeah. I don't think humanity's reached your world yet, though. We've met a lot of aliens, and one even got Tucker pregnant, but... none of them have been remotely humanoid. Well, none of them until now. *sheepish laugh* Which is why I'm sure we haven't been there yet.

 

THAT'S REALLY COOL!
... But I don't think I'm an outlier.
Uhhhhh I think? At least?
Parent how do outliers happen?

[They giggle excitedly and hug Bit back even MORE because hugs are THE BEST]

 

Weeeeeeeeeeeell... mostly it's when I get really bored and decide to put a bit of an extra zip in a spark because reasons.
-pauses-
I should probably not do that any more or something?

 

This is why they called me and Stentato cursed. FYI. You muted me! I'm mute!

 

(addressing Church) You must either be from a different point in time than me, or from a different branch of the multiverse. I'm from Earth in 2065.

 

are the strange trolls gone yet

 

Not on purpose!
I could probably fix it if you wanted.

 

But being an outlier gives you super mega ultra cool superpowers!!!!
You should make EVERYONE an outlier :D

 

-perks up- Well that's definitely the more interesting way to solve the problem!

 

Well... no. And I know you didn't mean for people to be shitheads about it.