shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

That would be me. -gives Ratio a decidedly unpleasant smirk-

 

Thank you Captain, good to know someone else has a functioning sense of humor around here.

 

Spoiler: popcorn.jpg

 

[slightly awkward laugh]
LORD STARSCREAM, Heh, hey mech, how's it going I was just abouta leave ya see, unless ya wanna buy those videos off of me like that's deffos on the table I'm sure an entrepreneur like ya will know how that deal goes, amirite, ol' Screamer?

 

vwhat? i lovwe vwomen and children. favworite thing in the vworld, vwomen and children.

 

... That Sounds So Wrong I Dont Even Know Where To Start.

 

And I´m sure you would let me delete your copies. For a little extra.
-he smiles like the shark that ate the canary-
You wouldn´t want to be known for breaking contracts now would you? Bad customer service gets around.

 

-Looks from Ratio to Starscream, facepalms-
Dear sweet darling sparktwin mine. What in the world were you thinking?

 

Hey now, screamerino, I'm an honest spark, erryone can testify that if you pay the premium for exclusives you get exclusives.
Sooooooo credit transfer, cash shanix, trade-in, energon, what's your preferred payment method?
*he bounces eagerly*

Libby bro, do we gotta go over that again? I don't put your boring lil library in disarray and you take your pretty lil nose outta my business~

 

*seeing him talk again, they hide behind valiska*

 

I´m sure you are. I´ll transfer the credits to you. Now, the videos?
-holds out a hand-

 

Fine, but don´t come crying to me if you get yourself killed someday.

 

Hey, that's rude! Starscream is my friend!

 

Okay but the chance to be rude to Starscream without consequences is reeeeally enticing for lots of people, see also: he's hot but hot damn would I not want to work under him.

 

Oooooooh I prefer the oldfashioned way, Starry, You know what to do with a datapad riiiight?
[he winks obnoxiously and pulls a cable from his inner elbow]

Puh-lease Libby I am much too cute to get slagged.
[He strikes a pose]

[blows her a kiss]

I know right? I mean~ I love all my valued customers equally of course~ ;P

 

((Unless you're under 150cm that could be difficult, she's 5'/152 cm))

Valiska turns around and hugs Juice protectively; this is a liminal space, and she's going with her instincts this once, since Clover's an outlier and most people do want to be held when they're scared and get up close to you. Then she puffs herself to up to her full height of 152.44444444444444444444444444444444 centimetres plus her +34 cm Moral Presence Modifier. Her ears lie flat against her scalp, yet somehow her hair seems four times as big because it's all standing on end, even the soft fuzz you can't see because it's only dark enough to be visible over the faint dark stripes of the skin on her back, sides, upper thighs and upper arms, all currently covered by clothing.

"I've noticed that you have an odd definition of 'love'," Valiska says with a scowl. "Stanford says that love is the condition in which another person's happiness is essential to your own, and I have found this to be true. You can't be happy if the person or persons you love are miserable. Yet here you are making Juice miserable, and depending on the society she's from and the role she's adopted in it, she's definitely either a woman or a child. You don't love women and children, except possibly in the same sense of the word that's used when somebody says they 'love' Pitt Cola. But Juice is not a consumable, she's a person. You don't love her, and you're going to stop making her miserable unless you want me to send you back to the briar patch."

She takes a deep breath. "Besides. I said 'respect'. Even you don't try to pretend that you respect women or children."

 

Ilisidi has no idea where she is, but she notes immediately that the tiny feline woman appears to attract man'chi and the idiot in the codpiece is completely unable to tell that he's been outclassed. She observes quietly.

For now.

 

[juice looks deeply uncomfortable, and pulls the beanie down to conceal their eyes]

...neither a woman or a child...just a late teen

think he realized this...which is why he is referring to me

that way

 

it's a put-down...i think

 

Valiska hugs Juice harder. "Ah, sorry I got that wrong," she says, sighing. "How do you want me to refer to you? I've got a lot to learn about some things; my society is not as advanced as some others, when it comes to some things."