shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Spoiler: hugs for everyone who wants them!

 

I just wanted to buy something cute and shiny for Focal why did this happen.

 

Spoiler: full ventilation cycles, come on, shhhhshhhshh it's okay

 

Do you liiiiiike him?

 

Thanks bro.

Noooooo I happen to loooooove him
*he sarcastically imitates her by also displaying his words. in a sarcastic font. Yeah don't ask.*

 

=[[ Sorry!

*whispers* I think he likes you too though!

 

Have you tooooold him?

 

Dude don't fucking apologize for getting shot. You're like a disgustingly perfect hero or some shit.
No, he likes you, don't be stupid.

Noooooo I haven't because I don't wanna force my emotions on other people to make them deal with them.

 

??? I'm not! I just didn't want Swiftwing to get hurt. =[[

He doesn't like me, silly! Not as much as he likes you anyway!

 

So you'd rather keep quiet and push your feelings on him in a way he's unable to reciprocate or reject!

 

Spoiler: Anytime!

Spoiler: oh gosh everyone needs hugs it's okay it's not your fault things went wrong

 

Urgh. I really hope th´Capt´n got us some cubes before th´shootin´. Ain´t feelin my best.

 

That's what makes ya a hero boy. Better get used to the swishy capes.

Last I checked you aren't actually Foces in disguise so how about you frag off and let people deal with their romance on their own unless someone asks you.
I will deal with my crush just the way primus intended: by ignoring the slag out of it.

 

Nope

 

Fine. But when he becomes conjunx with someone else or leaves, you'll know you blew your shot.

 

*launches into a robot-themed rendition of kiss the girl*

 

[Whisperwind appears to be out of arms to hug people with! Curse physics! He curls his wings towards Sawbones all the same.]

Spoiler: oh noooo

Spoiler: ouch. Hope it passes soon :C

 

-she cuddles into wings- S´ok, we got cubes and everythinll be allright an I don´t have ta dream ´bout dead mechs anymore right?

 

[He frowns a little, flexing his wings because petting her with hands isn't an option right now and physical affection is soothing. With a little bit of focus, he makes words float in front of them.]

I don't think that's how dreams work, but the rest... yes, everything will be fine. We have a skilled medical team, more energon, a bridge crew used to escaping... we'll pull through this.

Spoiler: Only cuddles now.

 

C'mon man back me up here.

-shakes his head- not the first time kiddo.

I will use your face as a racetrack dude.

heh. You're a right cuddlemonster aren't ya.