shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-jumps and swipes a paw over her ear because that tickled!-

 

Anyway, I lied when I said I was sorry. Don't try to be nice to me.

 

All these... displays of affection. I don't understand why I found them so important before. They simply allow others in your space where they could harm you. Why does the average processor find them so necessary?

 

Very sudden change in opinion. Traumatic brain damage?

 

-head snaps up, discards his DS-
YOU!

 

No. My emotions were becoming an impediment. So I turned off my emotion chip. It's much more convenient to perform surgery this way.

 

So, Robot/Robogod isn't a thing anymore?

Thank G-d!

 

You think it's iffy and imbalanced too?

 

Stupid question! Isn't it better to have the emotions so you know who is important to save first?

 

Nah. Just really, really weird.

 

Convinient, yes. Likely to result in further interpersonal issues due to inability to properly react to emotional displays. May create friction due to radical personality change.

Intending to be permanent?

 

I KNEW YOU'D DONE SOMETHING DUMB I COULD FEEL IT

 

Boohoo. How my spark weeps for you.

 

Aw shut up, this isn't even about you.

 

hi there.

get a better hobby.

what's he then?
*high fives god anyway. Hell yes.*

*snort* There isn't much to understand about murdder, sweetspark.

That would be awesome.

*shrugs* Suit yourself.

... Yikes.

 

Oh, don't mind me.
(She summons a bowl of nibbles from thin air and sits back in a frankly ridiculous swivel chair. Wheee!)

 

-hungry kitty eyes on the nibbles-

 

why say "... Yikes." when you can say or instead?

 

No. Your premise is flawed. I can still distinguish between crew of my ship and non-crew, and determine by rank and severity of injury who should be treated first.

Interpersonal issues are a distraction. I intend to focus on my duties and my lab work. I've involved myself socially much too much. I wasn't intending this to be permanent, but I've found it very convenient. So I may keep it.

Your premise is also flawed. Without this, I could not have performed my duties and saved Jetski. That would have been an unintelligent decision.

 

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