shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I don't care, I'm not joining either side. One of my good friends is a Decepticon!

 

-amused still- So was I, sweetspark. And I cordially invite that jet who accused me of being a terrible boss to work for Megatron for a cycle and see how he feels then. Don´t think Soundwave is any better. Trust me, you´re making the right choice.

 

I don't want to work for him, I just want to talk to him. Is he really that clingy?

 

-bursts out laughing- Clingy, no. A dangerous spawn of a glitch who isn´t likely to tell you what his advice costs you, yes.

 

Well. I know that type. You think he'd want me and Stentato to work with him, build on his whole theme?

 

Who wouldn´t? To be fair he takes care of his own. Just no guarantees he´ll take you for his own just because you play with sound. Especially if you´ve no interest in becoming Decepticons.

 

-She nods.-

...Thanks for talking to me, though! It's interesting to hear about other outliers. I haven't met any. If we congregate on Devisiun people get suspicious and start accusing us of stuff.

 

Many, not any, ack!

 

-quiet uncomfortable noises because not going to contradict Starscream but also not going to agree with bad things said about Soundwave-

 

Dude my trine went neutral for a reason. Wouldn't wanna serve under any surviving High Command honestly I mean come on to come out of that war alive you all had to get awful in some way if you weren't already. Megatron being a hyperviolent bucket of bolts doesn't make your reputation of fragging your subordinates over go away.

(...while we're talking slag about rulers and ex-rulers can I get a hearty frag you you slagsucking exhaust-siphoner for Pax sticking a civilian ship with transport duty to Megs' next trial? Ex-bots or no he really shouldn't be able to order that kind of slag.)

 

/quiet whistling of someone who deserted from the army he was constructed for as soon as physically possible

 

*Would solidarity fistbump if she knew that*

 

*silently takes one of his hands, leaning against him, just because.*

 

<3 -nuzzles his helm-

 

*stretches up on his tip-toes for a kiss* <3

 

-bends down a little to oblige him, making a pleased little humming sound-

 

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Love You c:

Well-... I don't know any organic militaries.
And considering my uh... little problem, I'd assume I wouldn't be much better there either...

 

[Sing-song:] That's becaaaauuuse being military sucks aaaaaaft~!

 

Love you too, medic~

Dun think it's just non-organic militaries that have got the monop'ly on bein' awful.