shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I was told to take myself to this thread.

What's up.

 

space, mostly! ^__^

 

Well, you're not wrong.

 

****HEART EYES****

 

*there is a young girl making heart eyes at me oh God what do*
Um, hello there?

 

"Hi!" Mabel thrusts out her hand. She's after all got a matesprit after all and it's not like she's still twelve. "Mabel Alexandra Naomi Pines! Big fan of your work, Mr Hamilton!"

 

In Alexander's defence, he's not very good at noticing people's ages. His wife had to tell him how old their son was, for goodness sakes. He also hasn't met a woman this forward since Angelica. ...Or Maria. He's not going to think about either of them right now nope therein lies Bad Times.

"That's quite a name! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Pines. I'm pleased to hear that you're a fan of my work! It is rare to meet a young lady of such intellectual rigour."

_{((How the fuck do I be in character Alexander Hamilton))}

 

Dear @Alexander Hamilton
You were commanded to come over here
to continue your challenge to our commander
But I see now that you are merely
A coward who hides among fools,
deluding himself that his words are actually larger
Than you are, you pride yourself in your little battle
but you merely fought for the blink of an eye
Please, a real revolution is harder.

*mic drop*

 

Spoiler: rap-off rap-off rap-off!!!

 

_{((white girl tries to write a rap, oh boy. base Lin-Manuel give me strength))}

I came to the thread as ordered,
Waited in my corner of the ring
For your champion to appear
Hey, I've been ready to begin
For awhile now, so where's your man?
Seems he's absent
Call me a coward?
I'm the Lion, he's the Tin Man
Underestimated at every turn, but who rose up?
Started a nation and it's banks
And the coast guard
Fought back the British, made my people free
You wanna talk revolution? I've been at this shit since '73
I'm a veteran, your commander can't hope to contend
Where you at, Starscream?
I'll make that rust bucket bend
You'll wish you never fucked with Hamilton,
I'm ready to go
So come on, Mr Tin Man
Let's start the show

_{((base Lin-Manuel please forgive my shit rhymes and probably awful scanning i'm posting this before I cry))}

 

Spoiler: ooooOOOO

 

((ur good friend I'm white as milk and terrible at rap so :P this's all in good fun))

You see the thing my small organic friend
Is that you know real leaders, here's a hint:
They know to delegate the lesser tasks
of fighting an inconsequential squishy who asks
These kind of questions he should really know the answer to.
Lord Starscream is absent because he can't be bothered
to give you time in his schedule just because you are into
getting your fight on with a mech who conquered
planets before your little species saw the light of day
So how about you come back in a million years and he may.

 

Spoiler: uncomfortable bird ruffles wings

Captain, is it really fair to hold someone's species over them like a chance of biology is some kind of victory...? [His floaty-text has gone very pale and difficult to see.]

 

*paps the birb friend*
Rap battle not about fair, about superior slag talking skills

 

Spoiler: I guess???

[Paps gratefully accepted]
I dunno, if that's how it's supposed to work I'll shut up but. It still seems kind of nasty to go after something someone can't control? Skills yes, accomplishments or failures yes, but... species???

 

*is distracted by the floaty text*

...How are you doing that. Can... Can you write with your mind? Make words appear without holding a pen?! Can you transfer the words to paper?! That's amazing! That would save so much time! How do you do it? What's the mechanism behind it?

 

[Distraction get!]

Uh. It's a dream thing? This place is weird. My physical frame's voicebox is... kinda way broken and we haven't replaced it yet, so normally I just use personal communication lines or chiro-- er, hand-language? Or bird photos. Bird photos are nice.

Spoiler: see this one's clicking!! And it looks like they're talking!!

I don't know how it really works? And it only works in here so???

 

You can do lots of things in here! Well other people can, I haven't really gotten the hang of it yet!
Hi, I'm uh... Well I'm still going by Sweetspark for now! Do you want a hug?

 

Just to set the record straight my tiny friend, I did not answer your challenge because all I saw was your assertion that someone named Washington was better than myself, which means nothing to me.

@Nichrome of Iacon Nonetheless Captain, I appreciate your defense of my honour. While I am known for my way with words, I could not match your skills at poetry.

 

!!!!!
*blushing robot is blushing*