shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*slides into the thread knowing he hasn't responded to important shit yet oops*

What is a software. Is it soft clothes??? I died in the 1800s please help grandpa out, kids. I've got that there are robots and bad things happened to the robots and we may have some common ground here.

 

Dude no we already had the clothes conversation don't start the clothes conversation I'll have to take Curls shopping again and we just left the last station come on!!

Aaaaaanyway no software is programming!! The stuff that tells your frame how to work!! Uh. Frag. I know we've got medics in here come on guys don't leave the squishy hanging!

 

-the mi is good at hanging on! when the hand stop moving it becomes a tiny mi loaf on the warm.- Mi likes! Mi likes string too, do you like string?

 

Brightspark, we didn't even get to go on the last station! Also, shush, I have some self-control, and this gentleman's style doesn't suit me at all!

[This kills the mech. Look at the tiny fluffball it's so precious! His wings flutter faintly.]

String can make many lovely things, but on its own doesn't hold up very well to someone of my size, I'm afraid. We use wire instead, mostly! Do you like wire, little one?

 

-little ears perk up- Can mi hunt wire?

 

I'm not sure what you can and can't hunt-- I don't think I've ever seen anyone quite like you before! Would you like to try?

 

Yeaaah, uh, listen man I'm not sure I'm supposed to talk to you while the cap is doing the poetry thing at you...
Ah slag it whatever.
I think there was another dude around here who's been pretty dead since like way before the whole space age thing happened for ya squishs. And as far as I can tell software is... yo you know stuff like algorithms and stuff like that? kinda like that except it's what makes us mechanoids tick.

 

Your attempts at explanations probably confused the poor man more, Kicks.
Also where are your manners you didn't even introduce yourself.

 

Mi! -excited pouncing-

 

[Oh noooo, too darling! Whisper extracts a length of copper wire from his subspace and starts playing with the mi.]

 

"Evil? No, I don't think Omnics are evil. More that they are susceptible to a disease of software that makes them violent and opposed to humanity. So I am -- cautious with them until I get to know an individual. But for many, what happened in the war was unforgivable. I don't agree but I can't blame anyone who thinks that way. But I have worked with some quite pleasant Omnics, such as Bastion who you all met, so it is complicated.

"Oh, and the coffee tasted better than it smelled and it did the job, I'm much more awake now. Thank you.

"Did Gabriel mention me? Reaper, he calls himself now. He is bitter about the state of his existence. Thinks I should have left him dead and not tried to bring him back. I thought myself so clever ..."

 

uuuum! Yes I believe he did and it was... quite unpleasant things he said.

 

The wire is a Vicious And Dangerous Enemy which Must Be Vanquished! There is a great deal of pouncing and falling over and "Miii!" involved.

 

I've loved learning history. Not many people nowadays enjoy a good work of art.

 

I'm just a little sun-kissed right now. Absolutely nothing to worry about.

 

Angela closes her eyes for a moment, feeling a wave of guilt rushing through her again.

"He has a right to. I don't deserve to be forgiven for it."

 

@Angela Ziegler
Umm, would I be considered an "omnic"? I've been thinking about that since you've arrived.

 

Well I believe saving people is very important! And he likely wasn'tt in a state to explicitly object to any and all treatment! What happened was a tragedy, but it is an understandable one I am sure and... maybe he needs to just see things from a different angle.

 

@Nick Valentine: Well, you operate in a similar fashion. But I don't think you are the same, exactly.

@Half Life: So I felt at the time, but it is a fate worse than death for him.

 

Choosing death over life is selfish is what he needs to understand >:x