shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

So, first you said the shit about instincts, then you said it was just a joke and an offhand remark, and now you're saying the important thing is that you didn't even eat it?

Stop moving the goalposts!

 

*He runs his hands down his face.*
ohhhhh my god.

 

Wow you guys might just pester him into fucking off, good job.

 

-the mis have by now empited all milk containers of milk-

 

but it's not a great idea to voice that thought in front of them...

when i was 4, i had a cat named...well...i actually sort of named him starscream...don't judge me......

...

a-anyways...whenever someone said something mean about him where he could hear it...he sort of...just knew

like he someone realize it and then exact petty revenge on whoever did it...

one of grandma's friends was saying a bunch of nasty things about it one time while she was over one day and he just...did things like leave dead mice in her slippers

...or swat picture frames onto her head as she was walking by and stuff...

and he did it relentlessly until she left later that afternoon

 

ivwe had about three exes exactly like that. i think i can handle a cat.

 

Tisseira laughs. "I'm pretty sure you can't handle most of the cattes I know."

She looks down at the mis. They are so cute.

 

i dunno...starscream was pretty relentless...

...and no one could even figure out how he managed to get that one dead mouse into her hair without anyone noticing

 

"I'd prefer it if they just learned not to do it," Jame tells Juice. "Apparently, facing a slight girl means that most men will never back down. They'd rather die than admit defeat."

 

I always found that a couple of four-inch shells takes the fight right out of them, myself.

 

Starscream?

 

Don´t look at me. Although I admire my namesakes persistence.

 

A mi sniffs her in case she does something interesting. Like pet it.

 

yeah, and vwith me gone, guess vwhos gonna pop right back up.

 

[they look puzzled for a moment]
ah—i meant that he's the one who does the bully trouncing...he gets way too into it though...he's still on parole from his last aggravated assault charges...
[they puff one of their cheeks out and frown]
he's a bit of a butt...

 

[they pull their beanie back over their eyes and start blushing uncontrollably]
h-hey, i just used think he was really cool w-when i was a kid...s'all...

 

choose vwisely.

 

Tissa pets the Mi.

 

"The law hasn't caught me yet," Jame says. "I'm a good sneak." She grins at Juice. "And I don't start fights. I finish them. And that's not just boasting."