shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I'm sure you will! You are very nice and strong after all!

 

You are also kind.

 

I try my best c:

 

-it purrs way too loudly for such a little thing.-

Mis are just cute enough! -A small Siamese looking mi tells her.-

 

"Exactly," Jame says, and pets its head gently.

 

"I've never seen a juice box," Jame says. "What are they made of? How big are they? And they contain the juices of what exactly?"

That blue glow is fascinating. I wonder how it works?

"Believe me, being special just means more people who want me dead," Jame says. "For what I represent rather than who I actually am."

 

-it purrs loudly then rolls over and starts fighting her finger-

 

um...i think they are mostly made of plastic, paper, and some aluminum..?

they look like this...[they pull out a pineapple-flavored juice box and show it to jame]

you can have it if you want...they come in all sorts of different fruit flavors...this one's pineapple though...

[as a demonstration on how to drink it, with their free hand they manage to pull out a fruit punch-flavored juice box, remove the straw from the plastic, and pierce the covered hole with the straw; they then proceed to drink it through the straw.

the entire process is done with an surprising amount of ease, considering juice only did it with one hand]

 

"I've never met a pineapple either!" she comments. "Why do you need the hollow stick thing? I'm pretty sure my claws would easily open that ..."

 

*pats Torisen's shoulder in sympathy*

 

um...well...you suck on it to draw the fluids into your mouth...you'd make a much bigger mess using your way...

s'useful for kids...since they aren't good at not making a mess and all...but adults can drink'em too...

 

"I tend to bring mess and destruction anyway! I break things. People. Buildings. Cities ..." she says, then sighs. "Sometimes not on purpose. It's what it means to be God-touched, the Nemesis."

 

That wo+rding was so+mething magical.

 

Jame looks at Porrim quizzically.

"I have no idea what you're meaning," she says with a shrug.

 

Oh my go+d.

Yo+u're precio+us.

 

Jame is lost for words and just stands confused.

 

Oh no+. I bro+ke her!

Wo+uld remembering that I am a pervert extrao+rdinaire help at all?

 

-tori is aghast and also has no idea how this has been missed. what is happening. how is it happening.-

 

"One of us said something that had a perverted double meaning, then. I have no idea what, though." She goes back over the conversation and still doesn't get it.

 

-tori coughs and looks away-