shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

He has o+ne. I have o+ne. Messes are invo+lved...

 

Jame's brow is furrowed. "Well, sex can be messy and we were talking about mess, so is it that?"

 

Please for all that is good just end this charade now.

-glares at porrim-

 

But it's fun watching her fumble abo+ut!

So+ yo+u have things in yo+ur mo+uth. Fluids are invo+lved.

-waves hand-

 

"It was the sucking part, wasn't it! People do that. And penises squirt and make messes. Did I get it?"

 

Finally!

 

-GRINS IMPISHLY-

 

"I just don't think that way," she says with a shake of her head. "I hope I amused you all."

 

...that is one way of describing it.

 

Do+n't wo+rry. We'll get yo+u up to+ speed with it eventually. So+o+n yo+u to+o+ can mo+rtify yo+ur friends with yo+ur endless innuendo+.

 

adults are particularly vwelcome to suck on my juice box.

 

..?

[after taking a moment to process the implications of this, their face turns the same color as their fruit punch, and they pull their beanie further over their face]
*unintelligible murmuring*...unpleasant...*unintelligible murmuring*

 

...you..are making me...uncomfortable...

 

nevwer said YOU vwere the adult invwited, yknowv.

 

Leave the juice vendor alone man they can be uncomfortable even if they aren't the one you're talking to.

 

*i* vwasnt evwen the one vwho brought up the obvwious double entendre in the FIRST place. vwheres all the outrage directed at @Porrim Maryam for starting this vwhole thing, huh?

 

Porrim didn't try to hit on Juice. Or on every single adult in the rave.

 

semantics, semantics. vwe can quibble ovwer vwording ALL night.

 

Porrim was explaining to someone who asked! Pretty badly if you ask me because dude don't beat around the bush just fraggin' say what you mean in the first place it was pretty obvious Jame didn't understand what was even the point of dragging everything out?

Anyway Porrim wasn't the one juicelet said was making them uncomfortable. Protip man picking on sparklings just makes you look like a glitch.

Iiiiiis a random comment directed to the area at large really hitting on someone though? Just because he was riffin' on something Juice said doesn't mean he's saying anything to them. It's the slag he said after that makes me a little suspicious.

 

I was talking about your intentions, not your wordings.

Well, I guess not, but... it made Juice uncomfortable.