shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-She blows a silent raspberry at him.-

Let's be real though, you've got to find me boring sometimes. You're so old and I'm not! Don't I seem stupid?

 

did the easter bunny tell you so?

 

He didn't need to!

 

its funny how upset youre getting over me pointing out your imaginary friends arent real, yknow.

 

I am not old. Flux is old. Nichrome is old. I'm... reasonably matured. And I don't find you boring, especially not because of your relative youth.

Sweetspark, my entire job used to involve talking to organics who had a maximum lifespan of 300 years at the high end. Some lived only ten. Age doesn't matter to me.

 

They're not imaginary! And I'm not friends with them! Honestly, none of them give me the time of day!

 

even if you identify as human, you have the physique of a troll...you aren't defenseless at all...

....especially considering how defenseless that mi was compared to you...

it actually makes you sound like a bit of a hypocrite...y'know?

if it's fun you really want...i'm sure orlandeau would love to come back and "play" with you some more...too

[they smirk as they say this past part]

 

oh, my mistake. your evil headmates.

 

They're not evil either! Or in my head!

They are just there, out in the world, not giving a fuck about me.

 

You... do realize you are talking to a genie which is a creature out of myth and lore for humans, yes?

 

its a dream. i can make fun of the delusional fake genie if i want to.

 

Yes but by dream logic, all of his claims are true. And yours. I hope you're happy with your dolphin friend, he sounds lovely.

 

Say, you wouldn't happen to be PICKING ON that floating guy...would you?

[Orlandeau has returned, and is eyeing @Cronus J. Ampora with wolfish hunger]

 

*smiles softly* Thanks!

Yeah. He is.

 

Er. Yeah. He totally is.

 

yeah, i AM physically trollian, so that makes it vworse. trolls arent built for fighting. vwere a peaceful race. and hes 8IGGER than me.

the mi isnt defenseless, did you see those clawvs??

 

i happen to know you cant do shit to me because this is a dream that i KNOW is a dream. but, try your best, i guess.

 

Yeah. Right.

 

do you vwant a list of beforan lawvs or something?

 

Lay it on me, Crocro!