shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

No need to thank me, really. Really. Don't let anyone know I can occasionally be nice against my best efforts, it will ruin me.

Do you know the song? I want to hear the song again.

 

*teasing laugh* Your secret's safe with me.

 

vwhat song?

 

nothing. there is no song.

 

Yeah! Sing the song!

 

there IS NO SONG.

 

I am suddenly consumed with fear.

You know, the song. That apparently the Beforan admirals have to sing. For other species who want to be culled into the Empire. That song.

Oh good, you're here. Show him the song, I want to hear it in a duet.

 

Bullshit! You sang it to us yourself!

 

People used to say I was boring.

 

*smirks*

 

you must be thinking of a DIFFERENT captain. i nevwer sang it because there is no song.

 

So, you have an identical twin that also captains a Beforan ship?

 

People were wrong.

 

*LOUD LAUGHING AS SHE FILES HER NEATLY MANICURED CLAWS*

 

yes.

 

...yeah. They were, I guess.

 

Yeah. Right.

 

He said it was mandatory for all captains. So you must know it anyways. And if we haven't heard it from you yet, well, I must hear it from you now.

 

(please youvwe all already heard it dont do this to me)

 

I have never heard a song!! Except the one Sten showed me!!
Can you sing? :D