shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Really now, I was only gonna break his legs a little bit...

Ah well, it was still quite pleasant to knock the annoying fuck flat on his ass...That said, you can probably let go of my hand now?

 

Incorrect. They cull people for not fitting into the narrow societal slots assigned. It's an ideological threat, which you'd understand if you actually grasped politics instead of regurgitating the used oil spat out by your bitch of an empress.

 

[they squeeze his hand tighter, and shake their head]
nope, if i let you go...you're going to keep trying to pick fights with people...

so you're gonna sit here with me instead...'kay?

 

*smug grin*

Yes, you say that, but this is really all just an excuse to hold my hand, is it not?

 

[juice's socks suddenly become very, very, interesting to them.

so interesting, in fact, that they cannot look anywhere else]

"..."

 

[A massive shit-eating grin spreads across his face. he extinguishes his cigarette in an ashtray]

Very well...I suppose I could indulge you...for now, at least

[As smug as he sounds from the over-dramatic teasing, he is still blushing slightly]

 

blech.

 

[Obnoxiously drapes himself all over Whisperwind, who has apparently shown up just to be a living couch, while holding eye contact with Cronus.] Nothing wrong with a little physical affection is there?

 

*He equally obnoxiously drapes himself over @Narcissus and @Cronus J. Ampora.*

absolutely nothing.

 

-Lacuna nuzzles Burlesque, peeking at Cronus.-

 

[He grins tauntingly at @crocellsApostate , stretching out his arms and spreading his legs. as juice lets go of his hand for Orlandeau to stretch as it extends out of their reach, he suddenly drapes an arm over them and pulls them close, turning his head back to wink at Cronus]

 

...you're being embarrassing
[blushing wildly, they hide their face in his chest]

 

(jesus fuck youre cold.)

 

(youre spoiling the mood here.)

 

(fellas, fellas, youre both pretty. nowv i believwe you should stop fighting. its making us look bad, you feel?)

 

(fine.)

 

[Catching on, Whisper flutters his wings and nuzzles Venture. They may or may not be shedding literal anime sparkles, thanks to dream logic.]

 

(fine.)

 

see? i LOVWE public displays of affection. favworite thing in the entire vworld.

 

Wow, I'd say go fuck yourself, but you seem to be way ahead of me!

Aha ha ha ha

[He pulls @juice onto his lap and starts spinning around on the bar stool, all while laughing uncontrollably]