shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[Whisper giggles, wings still fluttering. Actual noise! Thanks dreams! He still uses floating words, though, tinged pink for now.]

You two are so cute!

 

[they are startled by the sudden spinning, and hug the nearest thing they can for support.

the nearest thing is orlandeau's neck.

orlandeau is now holding juice bridal style in his lap]

 

laugh all you vwant, but vwhos the one vwith TVWO humans here?

 

Not you.

 

Only one of them is human, and both of them are you.

You look utterly pitiful. It's laughable, really.

...

By the way, who runs this bar, exactly?

 

...C-cute?

 

one, hes human on the inside. its complicated and a simple mind like yours vwouldnt understand. go back to beating up fellas half your size or something, it suits you better.

tvwo, are they REALLY me? all i see is a biological human vwho happens to share tvwo-thirds of my name, and a 10-svweep-old in pretty pajamas vwho ALSO happens to share a name.

 

[they bury their face even further into orlandeau's chest]

 

As far as I can tell no one! [He says this in between dropping light kisses onto Whisper's face and shoulders. Happy birds!]

 

Oh nooooo I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable! D: It's just nice to see people so at ease with each other in public!!

Ven-! [More giggles; he tweaks the ends of Venture's wings.] Stop that, sillyface, I'm trying to have a conversation!

 

I run the bar, obviously.

-Her playful tone is somewhat lost in her text display due to her muteness.-

 

Oh no, I understand perfectly. I may look like a human, but I actually identify as your father.

It makes sense, really, since your dad is a fatass, and you can go kiss my ass.

Unless you'd prefer that I come back over there and shove my foot up yours instead of your—MMPH

 

[Orlando's threats are suddenly interrupted by juice's tongue, which has suddenly found itself probing around the inside of his mouth]

 

*Offended snort.*

 

*Falls off the barstool in surprise*

 

vweak.

 

*smooching continues*

 

[He roves a tired eye over the proceedings, while still keeping an arm wrapped around Lacuna.]

So, what exactly are we trying to achieve here?

 

[Wispy hides more giggles in Venture's shoulder. Juice clearly knows how to handle their... boyfriend? Partner? Who knows. Smoochfriend. He ships it.]

 

you vwere trying to one-up me but it backfired because i havwe TVWO people and the rest of you only havwe one.