shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Ugh. Only for you do I extend him my affections, light of my life.

 

I can never tell how serious you are with that.

-She looks troubled.-

 

[His wings tilt down a little, and a frown flickers over his face.] Captain Swiftwing is... not from our society. He's a little distractable, yes, and very unused to combat, but I wouldn't call him shallow.

Reds and oranges look lovely against black; remind me later and I'll find a capture of my other trinemate's face, he's done up in black and bronze right now! I'd like to try out blues and greens too maybe but black... is not a color I like wearing, and Venture's pretty picky about his color schemes. [He grins as the jet in question makes a rude noise against one of his vents.]

 

"Usually Valiska," Stan points out helpfully, "and neither of them are her alt-selves, kid."

 

Not as serious as all that. I do like him, I just don't like admitting that I like him.

He is as shallow as a nearly dried puddle. The thin veneer of solvent on the bottom of a washrack. The last couple drops in a cube of energon. He is absolutely shallow.

Oh, I'd like that. I imagined that yellow would have quite a bit of pop too, and pink if you were going for that murderous edge I suppose. White designs could be striking on black, though I'm not sure who I'd volunteer for that.

 

yeesh. you see this, @crocellsApostate? this is vwhy you should stick vwith yourself. vwe vwont mock you for your choice of partner. yknowv, you vwont evwer need anyone else vwith us on your side.

 

Burlesque, lovely light, have you ever listened to him? He's one of the fastest fraggers on Velocitron and he was never allowed to have any sort of say in anything just because he was sparked with wings and not wheels. And notice how he never talks about missing his fellow couriers, either. That dude isn't shallow, that dude is using a defense mechanism, and I'm shocked that you of all people missed that.

 

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The last time I was in a room with him he giggled incessantly about paint colors. While I can appreciate a decent style swap, this is not the behavior of an intelligent captain. To be honest, my sweet, I haven't said five words to the mech because he is just that annoying.

 

Fair enough. Maybe just stick away from shallow as an insult to him, though. For me?

 

If I must. I'll just continue calling him stupid, shall I?

 

Perhaps uneducated and untrained. They did pick him for fastness, after denying him the ability to get any sort of leadership role ever.

 

It's a shame you dislike him, really, I think he needs a mentor.

 

vwowv. and they try to pretend IM the jerk here.

vwhyd i decide to pick other people ovwer the cat vwhos alvways been there for me no matter vwhat, again? cant evwen remember vwhy vwe broke up. oh vwell.

hey, @Cronus J. Ampora, your grips slipping. if you drop me vwere kicking you out.

 

not MY fault youre clearly carrying a set of bowling balls somewhere i cant see. why dont *i* get to be the one held, huh?

 

because this vwas my idea in the first place. nowv shut up and put your legs into it.

 

Oh thank you! I can do you up if you like? I'm not sure it'll carry over into the waking world, but...

[He carefully ignores the conversation between Burlesque and Lacuna; it's sounding more and more like amica-talk he shouldn't be involved in.]

 

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*he dweets happily*

 

Yeah, I guess. But... *sighs* it did hurt, what he was saying.

 

(crybaby.)