shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

@Cronus J. Ampora ATTEND!

 

*Hisses and drops @crocellsApostate. You'll never catch him alive.*

 

*scoots slowly on its foundations towards @Cronus J. Ampora and traps @crocellsApostate in itself*

 

(vwhat the fuck is a syllabus and vwhy do i havwe six of them.)

 

you wont trick me THIS time, motherfucker. i dont need you and i dont want you near me.

 

SIX SYLLABI MEANS SIX CLASSES AND THAT MEANS I'M GETTING YOUR MONEY SIX TIMES THIS SEMESTER!

 

*snorts* As if you've listened to anyone else when they said that to you...

 

*speeds up a bit*

*screeching sound of foundations against the ground*

 

*He scoots behind Norm, using him as a living shield.*

 

*norm switches up their positions*

 

*Scooooot. He can do this all day.*

 

*switchy switch*

 

*is closer to @Cronus J. Ampora now but not significantly*

 

HEY, i bet ole norm here hasnt even gone to HIGH school. which means hes going to have to take a whole lot of prerequisite classes or something. point is, you can squeeze more money out of him than me.

 

also. i totally have two phds. so i dont need to go back to college.

 

... uh, actually, I'm flat broke. No one gets paid for being a genie stuck in a lamp after all.

 

YOU HEAR THAT? STUDENT LOOOOOAAAAAANS.

 

*fixes its hungry gaze on norm*

I BELIEVE THAT IS BS!

STUDENT LOANS!

YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH!

 

Goddammit!

 

@Norm the Genie have fun.