shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[Orlandeau returns, shirtless and smoking a cigarette]

Well, I can tell you that the fun way involves kneeling on someone's upper leg as they lie on their back, and pulling upward on their lower leg until it snaps.

Would you care for a demonstration?

 

...please put a shirt back on...no breaking people's kneecaps either

 

"Hey! He asked a question. I answered it. Valiska is the only regular participant I know of who has two partners who are both human. My brother and my...brother's lover. And hers." Stan rolls his eyes. "But seriously? I'm not mocking you for dating your alt-selves. I'm pointing out that dating your alt-selves doesn't require much in the way of courtship, or finesse, or...yeah. I know my brother and I know the other guy. She had to work it to get those two. My brother, she probably had to trip him and fall on him. Not because he didn't want her--he did--but because he just doesn't get stuff. Carla gave up trying to set him up when we were in high school because it was even harder to get him to notice flirtation and ask someone out than to get another girl to consider dating him."

 

Yes really, I wouldn't offer if I didn't mean to follow through! Do you have any color preferences?

 

I can't even decide which of my numerous berth buddies to call in here for some brag-cuddles.

 

All a them.

 

Nurse Sawbones is right, "everyone who wants cuddles" is the optimal number of cuddlepile participants. :3

 

(Kite flickers in with a steaming thermos mug in its hand)
What'd I miss?

 

Mi! -the newcomer is investigated-

 

Makeup, cuteness, slagtalking, fuel exchange...

Normal stuff, I think?

 

Hello there, little one.
(Kite crouches down and offers the organic hand not occupied with hold the thermos for sniffing.)

 

... Yeah, that sounds like business as usual. Thanks for the summary!

 

-projects a momentary suggestion of a pile including ten Decepticon scientists, Refractor, Cloudcrusher, Life Support, Jetski, Swiftwing, several brawly looking miners and construction workers, and a few more mechs and someone who might be Swindle-
Sweet. I'll never get out of that pile of limbs.

 

[He lifts a cube of engex in salute.]

 

-laughs.- Nice work! -finds a sunspot and flops in it. Is immediately covered in mis-

 

-salutes back from Reffy's lap-

What can I say, I got around :P

 

*smug snickering*

 

We saw.

 

I'm aware your brother is selling the video at every opportunity, Libre.

 

And your point is?