shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I don't know, what's your point?
Because I'm sure you wouldn't dare say that your captain is a slut, would you?

 

I never said any such thing.

 

And you should keep it that way.

 

Course I will, wouldn´t want the show to stop.

 

Heh, in that case consider me flattered.

 

If ya find out can ya tell me? Id´say just carry th´brat an let him screech if he wantsta.

 

I am hurt and offended, Nurse Sawbones! I'll report u to the ethics board!

 

My spark, i´s broken. Shattered inta a million bits.

 

Would not want to disappoint Cloudcrusher.

 

I'm proud of you too. :)

 

Thank you.

 

Cloudcrusher? Th´processor shrink? Whas he gotta do with it?

 

It's a shame I can't give you my gift yet! It's the perfect thing to brighten up your room!

 

Spoiler: pssssssst they've been flirting since they got onboard

 

Quick get the superglue. And my medical license. No not that one, the one with the maccaroni and glitter gel pen! I have a spark to fix!

 

Pffffft. You're funny!

 

It's complicated.

Oh? Is it a poster?

 

Nope! Do you want to guess, or do you want to know?

 

Unbelievable I succeeded at pleasing the Mistress with my japes. Scanner is truly a happy mech today. He might even do a cartwheel of joy.

 

*Quiet whistle.*