shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

...want me to lend you the datachips? They're kind of terrible, aha.

 

so youre saying youd come and hit a guy who wasnt picking on no one? like a bully?

 

Oh, Cloudcrusher is Pinky! I knew I oughta asked his name ´fore now.

 

Aaaah yeah he does have the stealth paint! Don't see too many onboard wearing pink I think it's just him and Lacuna and... four-five others? Dunno if you can really count Burlesque 'cos he's kinda got the whole party-paint thing going on and he's like four colors not even including his face.

 

No.
-He is grinning-

 

This requires some thought. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but have not considered myself or my behavior through this lens before.

Hm. Decoration. Not furniture? Not a statue, or a poster. Assuming poster is equal to picture, for sake of guessing.

Does it hang?

 

It does hang.

 

´S just messhall gossip Doc, nothin´ta worry bout! -she noofs his knee-

 

...ya lost me doc through what lens?? Other people being interested in your love life??? Guess what man there's not exactly a ton to do on this ship in between getting our afts handed to us and picking up strays talk is gonna happen no matter what.

 

I mean, you've already seen that I have a partner, and know that humans like us aren't typically polygamous.

And that tells me that you have no respect for our relationship, but that's just strike one for me.

Strike two is that you were bullying people earlier in the rave, and are now trying to pull this darvo shit on me as if none of that happened earlier.

Which I gotta say, is not cool in my book.

Now, I suppose you already know what'll happen if I find a third strike, yeah? Don't give me a reason for strike three.

 

thats conjecture.

i didnt hit on you. i casually pointed out that you were kinda hot. its a compliment, learn how to take one.

i didnt say it didnt happen BEFORE, just that it wasnt happening now.

whats the quote about fighting monsters again?

 

also, thats not even the right word. im not a chick.

 

More´s th´pity.

 

Shits called catcalling, and it's disrespectful. Don't do it again.

I mean, being a bully isn't just some temporary state. You don't stop being one just because you're not currently hurting someone. So I already consider you scum, and that makes you fair game in my eyes.

Aha ha ha ha ha ha. Buddy. Pal. Friendo. When have I ever claimed not to be a monster myself? The only thing that can punish a smaller monster is a bigger monster.

And where I come from, there aren't many monsters as big as I...

 

ahem.

 

*shrug*
Polygamous? Polyamorous? Same thing in my eyes, I don't really give a shit about labels. And you sure as hell weren't implying that Juice was a chick just then, were you?

Because if you were, that make it strike three...
[A wide, sadistic, grin spreads across his face]

 

And Here We See A Great Example Of Selective Listening Comprehension.

 

You're an alien, dude. You ain't where I come from.
*He takes another drag*

 

vwhat, do you vwant me to loudly protest that im such a nice guy vwho doesnt deservwe AAAAAAAAAAAANY of this maltreatment?

 

no, but you were. since polygamous means a shitton of wives.

are you going to have to beat yourself up now?