shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Landeau...

 

for your information, my fantasy involves husbands too. and tentacle monsters of indeterminate gender. dont assume things.

 

...if it were legal and both my partners identified as feminine, then yes, I would have two wives. That might be weird, but it's neither a harem nor a fantasy.

 

so, says me, then.

 

...still gotta apologize...

 

wait, no, i worded that wrong. i meant it as in i CAN get laid with more than one person and i disagree with you.

 

`s enourmous. Bigger than Spiderbots. -Sawbones grins- Was hardly room fer me in yer berth.

 

[Orlandeau sighs, and extinguishes his cigarette.]
Look, @Whisperwind of Obex , I'm sorry, dude. Didn't mean to imply that relationships with multiple partners are a bad thing, just that it's sorta creepy when it's one dude's power trip fantasy, alright?

 

*nods at @Whisperwind of Obex* Yeah. It's not like a "weird harem fantasy" for me. I mean, it's hot and amazing and wonderful, of course, but... it's not weird, and I care about my boyfriends, love them and I know they're not just there for me to fuck.

 

what if its THREE dudes power trip fantasy and theyre all dating each other? does that make it extra creepy?

 

Tragedy. Tragedy upon Tragedy. How will I ever live now that I know I have a giant aft.

Uh-huh, kid.

 

Heh, you'd be surprised. I'm not like most other humans.

[He smiles, and his veins glow grey for a moment]

 

Which spiderbot though? We have at least two onboard. :P

...thank you. I know I'm lucky to have not run into anyone with that sort of fantasy and the power to make us play along, but it's... not fun to be lumped in with that sort of person.

...I think we live in very different worlds, but it's nice to know that having two conjunxes simultaneously isn't weird somewhere. c:

 

No, it's extra creepy because you're all the same fucking dude.

 

dont you mean fucking the same dude?

 

*grins*

 

[Insert selfcest joke here]

 

Okay but if you think you're hot stuff (no offense to the actual Hot Stuff sorry about your name dude) why wouldn't you take the opportunity to fuck a willing clone of yourself??? Like hot damn if there was a second me I'd be all over that.

 

in application it turns out making out with someone who looks exactly like you is weird.

 

Th´one with th´bigger aft.