shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Pffffffft. For you maybe I still wanna try it.

 

Primus, Venture! We've barely met the poor man, have some tact!

 

*grins* I'd go for it.

 

*He pulls @crocellsApostate out from the depths of @COLLEG and smushes their faces together in a way that clearly shows neither of them have any idea what the fuck they're doing.*

 

well if you wanted to gross me out you have succeeded.

 

Doable so long as you're only talking appearance.

 

Everyone starts somewhere! They're so young, they can't have much practice yet! Be nice! :P

 

...appearance and sapient and willing? 'Cause those two are kind of also a big thing man.

 

[He puts another cigarette in his mouth and is about to light it and wander off somewhere, completely done with all the weird shenanigans going on]

 

I am sorry I ran out of nice two million years ago and still haven't gotten a fresh delivery.

 

too many cigarettes in too little time...have more later...wait a lil first...
[they attempt to reach up and grab the cigarette from him]

 

*They also wander off elsewhere, for more fade to black purposes. @Narcissus waddles behind them with the most shit-eating smile imaginable.*

 

Oh, such a shame! I'll have to be extra-nice to make up for your deficit, then! c:

 

[He exploits his height advantage to keep the cigarette out of reach, grinning smugly at Juice all the while.]

 

If you want me to create a copy I guess I can't garantee that, but there's another option. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
-since when has Primus looked identical to Venture? did anyone see him change?-

 

[it is time.

time to scale mt. orlandeau.

juice launches themselves onto orlandeau in a flying hug attack, rapidly climbing up his body toward his skyward arm]

 

...well then. Hey there stranger ;D

 

★>d(,,･ε´-,,)⌒☆
I can copy your personality too, but some folks aren't so keen on that, weirdly. -grins-

 

Oy Juice—Ow!—what the hell are you doing—I can't see, get your belly out of my face!
[He starts stumbling around blindly trying to remove Juice from his person, bumping into various people and things]

 

[victory is within their grasp.

in spite of the turbulence, they extend an arm upward to grab the cigarette.]