shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[The opportunity to make his counterattack has arisen.

With his free hand, Orlandeau mercilessly tickles the exposed armpit.]

 

[juice fails to suppress their giggling with their sleeve, and its sound audibly escapes to those in the surrounding vicinity

forced to retract their left arm, juice extends their unassailable right arm instead]

 

If you're up for it I won't complain ;) Why don't we try it and find out?

Spoiler: He flares his wings out, slinking towards Primus.

 

-Lacuna silently cheers.-

Climb him like a skyscraper!

 

(*＾∀ﾟ)ъ
You gottit!

 

[Orlandeau is now at a tactical disadvantage.

The arm capable of tickling Juice's right armpit is currently holding his cigarette.

However, Orlandeau is not one to accept defeat in the face of adversity.

With his free hand, Orlandeau lifts up Juice's hoodie—and then their undershirt—over the back of his head.

He then presses his face to Juice's belly, and blows.

Hard.]

 

[Juice may have won the battle, but they have lost the war.

They clutch the cigarette in their right hand, both arms wrapped around the back of Orlandeau's head, as they desperately trying to muffle their laughter while lying draped over his head]

 

[By this point he has completely forgotten about the cigarette, but doesn't care anymore.

Both hands free now, he lowers Juice to the floor, and pins both of their hands to the ground on either side, kneeling between Juice's legs so that they may not kick him.

And he continues to blow into their stomach.

And he blows.

And he blows.

And he blows.]

 

Gross. Get A Room.

 

*Hysterical laughter*
landeauuu...have some mercy, c'mon—ahhhhhhhghahahahaha!

 

We've done worse in here.

 

Shhhh Just Let Me Have This For Nostalgias Sake ,:P

 

you knowv vwhat i hate? liars.

 

shut up.

 

-She kisses one of Chroma's horns.-

Kay.

 

-embarrassed bug chirp-
.... <>

 

like vwhen you get your hopes up for a nice session in the respiteblock. only to find OUT that the guy you vwere going to FUCK doesnt havwe a--MMMPH.

 

*He clamps a hand around Cronus's mouth.* (shhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH.)

 

You not satisfying yourself?

 

no. its fine. were fine.