shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

(Nope, do you want a tv in there or...)

 

(howv about some airholes. kinda dutch ovwened myself here.)

 

*GONGs up a TV for @Narcissus*

 

(Just imagine fresh air dude.)

 

(and vwhere, pray tell, is the other air going to go?)

 

(Do you have that bad an imagination dude.)

 

(maybe id be more imaginativwe if i vwasnt trapped in a box to separate me from my partners based on paranoid conclusion-jumping.)

 

(Okay there. There's some air holes. Now watch your tv.)

 

*Kicks the box.*

 

What, trouble in paradise?

 

no. testing box stability. do you HAVE to microanalyze my actions to try and claim that our relationship is somehow less than perfect?

 

YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO MICROANALYZE TOO IF YOU WENT TO... ME!!!

 

I am sitting on the box, kid. Do I need to pick you up and chuck you into the pool?

-The box is very stable.-

 

i cant swim.

 

I'll tell you fuckers what, I'll let the clown out after 3 days.

No conditions attached.

 

(im a bard, not a clowvn.)

 

Guess you're stuck forever.

 

you cant keep down the clown

 

vwhat has the fella evwer done to you PERSONALLY, eh? if vwere REALLY being duped by his charms or vwhatevwer, dont VWE get a say in vwhat happens to him?

 

Yeah, see, it turns out I'm a bitch.