shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Think of it this way, the longer he stays in the box, the longer he stays safe from me!

Aha ha ha ha~

 

hes got vwings. good luck fighting a guy vwho can fly.

 

So you want me to let him out?

 

uh, O8VWIOUSLY.

 

Hmmm...

Naw, I'm comfy.

-She sprawls out cheekily on top of the box.-

 

*smirk*
If it were that easy to get away from me, I wouldn't have nearly as many assault convictions as I do.

Granted, it's not up to me whether my punches hit you, but I guess whoever's responsible for you being in this rave really likes to see you guys hurt.

Can't blame 'em, it's not too hard for anyone to see that you guys are trash.

 

...not something to brag about...

 

uh, theres no one 'responsible' for me being here. i vwalked here on my owvn.

 

"Oh. Here again for some reason," she complains as she takes stock of her surroundings.

 

Psh, if that were the case, then stuff that happened here would've influenced the reality I'm from.

And the amount of PDA I've been doing here would really hurt my reputation.
[A single bead of sweat drips down his forehead]

O-of course, from the backreading I've done, that isn't possible here. I think.

 

I, for one, am proud of my criminal reputation.

 

...your criminal reputation is what stopped you from getting accepted into college...

 

not so much better than the rest of us, now are you?

 

@Orlandeau I AM NON-DISCRIMATORY

 

"This is why you don't get caught," Jame says with a grin. "I've stolen things worth a few city blocks, but I got away with it."

 

Ehh, you know how colleges are these days.

Gotta have straight A's and 1800+ SAT scores to get accepted into any of them in these times...

Sure, I'm irredeemable trash, but you're even lower than that.

I've only called you trash before 'cuz I was feeling nice.

 

hey, i love cats, so you cant get me for being mean to em.

whatve i ever done that makes me worse than a serial assault...ist?

 

*brings in the Lower Than Irredeemable Trash Bin*

 

*Promptly dunks themself right into it.*

 

SUCCESS!