shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I think about hurting people.

Thoughts aren't crimes... I guess.

 

D --> I believe that now is the perfect opportunity to demonstrate how overwhelmingly STRONG I am
[Equius happens to Crotulasprite]

 

*Crotulasprite is detached from the bin and hurled into the air. There they go.*

 

-She is still sprawled over the Bard Cronus Prison Box like one your french mechs.-

 

*The box is eerily silent.*

 

Jame stops still, looking at this new arrival. "It cannot be. There are only three Knorth left ..."

 

...yeah?..well your headspace is wrong, 'kay?
*angry pouting*

 

-She's too used to silence. She hasn't noticed a damn thing.-

 

"They could be from another version of your world," Mindala tells her. "Maybe in that world you were a triplet not a twin?"

 

I could say the same myself. You're certainly not my cousin, and my sister wouldn't be caught dead outside the halls without one of her masks. Which leaves us to ask who the other is.

 

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Jame wrinkles her nose disdainfully. "I am Ran Jamethiel Priest's-bane, Lordan of Knorth. And you are?"

 

nuh uh...just 'cause cronus is a part of you doesn't mean you are lower than trash...no one is lower than trash...not even cronus

 

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[Does not dare risk incurring the wrath of @juice ]

 

I am the Highlord of the Kencyrath and Lord Knorth Torisen Oddclaw. Some simply call me Claws or Righty. You're certainly not the Knorth lordan. We lack one. Though we do have a lady. One lady. One that shares your name, though she prefers to go by "Jameth".

 

*They cheat via SPRITELY SHENANIGANS, conjuring a show of disembodied burgundy hands.*

 

"Oddclaw. Have you claws? My Torisen doesn't. Claws would make you Regonereth-aligned, like me."

She steps up to this other Knorth and looks them directly in the eyes. At an exact level.

"Torisen," she says, "is taller than me. You are not."

 

those are all your hands...don't count

 

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