shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

DID I HEAR I HAvE A CLONE ARMY NOW? EXCELLENT.
UNDERLINGs. EXPLAIN 'NYA' TO ME.

 

Jame touches her fingers to the other one's. "It's nice to see a kinsman so far from home, like me. And somewhere the Kencyrath might survive if we fail."

 

*Squint. He senses competition for the title of Douchiest Royalty.*

 

"You. An army of Knorth would be capable of something."

 

To be honest, I've more confidence in your side keeping our people afloat. It's just not the best to have your people led by a man who breaks everything he touches. So I will say the same to you.

 

"I'm the one that breaks everything. Maybe we are better off, I don't know!"

And she hugs this other Knorth, this Torisen who looks exactly like her.

 

Still a man, much to Caldane's disappointment. Or perverse delight? It's hard to tell with that man.

 

AND WHO's THIs ONE WEARING *MY COLOUR*, WHICH Is *MINE*.

 

buddy. pal. lovely little stain on my boot. i dont know who you are or who you THINK you are, but this is MY color. MIN-E=). you know why its mine? cause i killed the only other bastard with it.

 

-well this hug thing is certainly unexpected and a bit odd. odd enough that she tenses up a bit before returning the hug-

Can't say! At least it sounds like neither of us has broken anything too hard, though Jame certainly acts like I have.

 

Jame's expression loses its happiness for a moment. "I've broken people, buildings, cities ... the toll isn't tiny."

 

DID YOU LEARN THAT IN FAKE sCHOOL, WHICH Is FOR CRAPPY FAKEs WHO sUCK A LOT.

IF YOU'RE A REAL FUCHsIA NAME 5 OF HER IMPERIOUs CONDEsCENsION's ALBUMs.

 

@Arovna Bahari @caesarsAbattoir

 

At this point "too hard" has come to mean "all of Rathilien" on my end. It is...unfortunate. Which is too soft a word, frankly. A Knorth must be Highlord, however, and I am the only one who fits the role.

 

"Without a Knorth Highlord, the Kencyrath would have open warfare, House on House. With Caldane trying to become Highlord, but who would bow to him?"

 

No one. On the one hand that is preferable, as he'd be an atrocious Highlord. The toll on our people for lack of one would be too high. Higher than having myself as Highlord. So I would hope. Any higher I feel would be our end and one has to wonder if I am actually the highest toll.

 

"There could be worse, though. Rawneth, or her puppet grandson Kenan. If she's as evil in your world as in mine."

 

DID sOMEONE ELsE JUsT sAY 'HIGHEsT TROLL'. THIs ON sECOND THOUGHT ACTUALLY A PRETTY TERRIBLE CLONE ARMY AND YOU sHOULD ALL BE AsHAMED OF YOURsELvEs.

 

*bored sigh*

do you mean her instagram albums or her bootleg eps