shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"I think I kinna do." -noofs- "Yer not useless, dumbaft."

 

-sighs and makes the rounds with a trolley of steaming liquids-
"Der schtoff in cubes iz tee fer klenks, der odder schtoff iz chust tee."

 

Oh? What kind of tea?

 

I kinda am, though. Not the most useless but a little useless.
-wraps sawbones in a gentle hug-

 

Black, der only proper kind, ov cawze.

 

Ooh, may I try some? What sort do you recommend?

 

-puts a paw over face obnoxiously- "Not useless at all. Nurse says so an nurse is always right."

 

-laughs, hands him some.- "Hy iz hardly an hexpert, hy chust drinks der kind vot iz black und hot hyu know."

 

Ford smiles sympathetically. "More times than I care to think about."

 

-tired grin- Okay. If the nurse says so it must be right.

 

Ah, a strong tea. Great, I'd love some.

 

3vw3ry mom3nt of my 3x1st3nc3.

 

I'm gonna punch you as soon as you can get properly mad about it!!!!!

 

D --> You say the tea is STRONG
D --> @Cosmina Kastellan I too, would like some tea in this case

 

I'll have what he's having ; )

 

-flops on top of her- "She sez so."

 

Fair enough!

[He takes the tea, wings fluttering a little, and takes a sip. It is... much more bitter than the other tea he tried! But that's okay! It's not bad tea, but... he'll probably try something else next time.]

Thank you! c:

 

-hands out tea-
Here ya go. Milk, sugar?

 

Hy gotz milk an sugar if hyu like dot?

 

I... don't know? I've only had one other cup of tea before, and I'm not sure what the lovely lady put in it besides mint! Do you think it would help?